The agonizing pain in my right arm.

 

 

 

Biking accidents.

Bear attacks.

 

 

 

Pudding.

Bear attacks.

 

 

 

Pudding.

Jell-O

 

 

 

Jellyfish

Jell-O

 

 

 

Jellyfish

Portuguese Man'o' War

 

 

 

 

 

Traffic Jams

Portuguese Man'o' War

 

 

 

 

 

Traffic Jams

Preserves.

 

 

 

Peanuts.

Preserves.

 

 

 

Peanuts.

Butter

 

 

 

Waffles

Butter

 

 

 

Waffles

Ice cream.

 

 

 

Using wounds on only one side of your body/face to dress up as Two-Face at school.

Ice cream.

 

 

 

Using wounds on only one side of your body/face to dress up as Two-Face at school.

Pain and embarassement.

 

 

 

Super Mario

Pain and embarassement.

 

 

 

Super Mario

:thumbdown:

 

 

 

Space-travel.

 

 

 

It wasn't embarrasing as no one even noticed me flipping that coin a lot nor me carrying a rubberband-pistol.

 

I didn't wear half/half colored clothes(I didn't have any) but still having my right face half and my right arm noticably injured should have been enough.

:thumbdown:

 

 

 

Space-travel.

 

 

 

It wasn't embarrasing as no one even noticed me flipping that coin a lot nor me carrying a rubberband-pistol.

 

I didn't wear half/half colored clothes(I didn't have any) but still having my right face half and my right arm noticably injured should have been enough.

Stargate

 

 

 

Yoshi eggs

 

 

 

Oh, I didn't know you had done it/had been injured that bad :( . I had only said that cause I thought you meant ripping half of your face off just for that one time.

Stargate

 

 

 

Yoshi eggs

 

 

 

Oh, I didn't know you had done it/had been injured that bad :( . I had only said that cause I thought you meant ripping half of your face off just for that one time.

Kinder egg.

 

 

 

USS Prometius.

 

 

 

Not that bad, one cut on the chin and a scrub near the temple, although my hand looks pretty bad. Be shure never to fall of a bike at 60+ kmph downhill on a normal road.

Kinder egg.

 

 

 

USS Prometius.

 

 

 

Not that bad, one cut on the chin and a scrub near the temple, although my hand looks pretty bad. Be shure never to fall of a bike at 60+ kmph downhill on a normal road.

Some random alien mothership

 

 

 

Wasp larvae

 

 

 

Ohhh, I fell off my bike when going downhill once too. The side of the road was pretty bad, the asphalt was damaged and the other side was gravel, so as I was picking up speed, I thought I was gonan lose control and wanted to slowly put on the brakes, but the front ones locked up first and I was sent flying forwards (I'm 6ft3, 260 pounds, so thats saying something). I fell face forwards and had a moutful of gravel, luckily I wasn't really hurt there. The big wound was on my thigh; apparently when I fell forwards one side of the handle cut deep into my thigh, and I was bleeding bad. Fortunately a passing driver saw me fall and stopped to help me. And seeing how badly I was bleeding I decided to leave the bike (which was scrapped anyway, the chain went flying when I crashed, and the handle that had hit the ground was twisted completely) there and get in with her to get help. Stopped at a nearby bar for first aid, and she agreed to get me to my friends place ,where I could put on proper bandages (that I had to change every 5-10 mins :/). So all in all I bled for like 5 hours before it stopped, and the day after I could barely walk anyway. After seeing a doc, I was told I was lucky not to have broken my femoral artery (or whatevs its called) or I would have surely died from loss of blood :/ So yeah, I know in a way what you mean about bike accidents. Although idk if your case it was a motorcycle or a bicycle. I was on a bicycle. XD

Some random alien mothership

 

 

 

Wasp larvae

 

 

 

Ohhh, I fell off my bike when going downhill once too. The side of the road was pretty bad, the asphalt was damaged and the other side was gravel, so as I was picking up speed, I thought I was gonan lose control and wanted to slowly put on the brakes, but the front ones locked up first and I was sent flying forwards (I'm 6ft3, 260 pounds, so thats saying something). I fell face forwards and had a moutful of gravel, luckily I wasn't really hurt there. The big wound was on my thigh; apparently when I fell forwards one side of the handle cut deep into my thigh, and I was bleeding bad. Fortunately a passing driver saw me fall and stopped to help me. And seeing how badly I was bleeding I decided to leave the bike (which was scrapped anyway, the chain went flying when I crashed, and the handle that had hit the ground was twisted completely) there and get in with her to get help. Stopped at a nearby bar for first aid, and she agreed to get me to my friends place ,where I could put on proper bandages (that I had to change every 5-10 mins :/). So all in all I bled for like 5 hours before it stopped, and the day after I could barely walk anyway. After seeing a doc, I was told I was lucky not to have broken my femoral artery (or whatevs its called) or I would have surely died from loss of blood :/ So yeah, I know in a way what you mean about bike accidents. Although idk if your case it was a motorcycle or a bicycle. I was on a bicycle. XD

Wraith.

 

 

 

Replicator.

 

 

 

I was also on a bicycle. But I cannot possibly even imagine how you managed your accident, were you going like 100 kmph or something?

Wraith.

 

 

 

Replicator.

 

 

 

I was also on a bicycle. But I cannot possibly even imagine how you managed your accident, were you going like 100 kmph or something?