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ever thought of something and wanted to tell it to someone else? ever wanted to say something you invented? ill give you a few exampels of what i saw in other places, invented my self, or any other smart sentences that came up to my mind:

 

 

 

*the beetles rule! XD

 

 

 

*the only thing you can be sure about is that there is nothing for sure

 

 

 

*you can get more with a kind word and a gun that just a kind word

 

 

 

*being brave is admitting you are afraid

 

 

 

*heavy metal is not dead yet =]

 

 

 

*being a genius is not getting your self to a situation where someone smart would function well

 

 

 

*if you cant beat 'em join 'em

 

 

 

*so many trees! i cant see the forest!!!

 

 

 

*smile! its free

 

 

 

*if you dont want to risk in getting a rotten apple get it straight from the tree

 

 

 

*life is not a race and you cant win it! try slowing down a little!

 

 

 

*what doesnt kill you makes you stronger

 

 

 

*being angry is punishing yourself for others' stupidness

 

 

 

*love is a pain in the [wagon]

 

 

 

*there is nothing left in my right brain and there is nothing right in my left brain

 

 

 

*If i have to listen to you whine anymore, my ears will become drunk!-by vilageidiotx

 

 

 

*the sound of one hand clapping- by Gazzy

 

 

 

*his bark is worse than his bite

 

 

 

if ill think of more/someone will tell me/ill read something somewere ill add it here and i want you to add too :XD:

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PI IS EXACTLY THREE!!! :shock:

 

 

 

I have also figured out how to thoroughly explain the color green to a man who has been blind all his life.

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Heres something i made up, and ive told a few people this before, thought it was sorta clever.

 

 

 

"If i have to listen to you whine anymore, my ears will become drunk!"

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when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Heres something i made up, and ive told a few people this before, thought it was sorta clever.

 

 

 

"If i have to listen to you whine anymore, my ears will become drunk!"

good 1! im gonna add this to the list and give you credit

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have some of those weird retorical questions, like

 

 

 

"the sound of one hand clapping"

 

and

 

"if a tree falls in the forest, and nobodys around, does it make a sound?"

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have some of those weird retorical questions, like

 

 

 

"the sound of one hand clapping"

 

and

 

"if a tree falls in the forest, and nobodys around, does it make a sound?"

i added the hand thing...i dont like the tree though...

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I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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