HAI GYUS THIS IS TARSH MAKS

 

 

 

 

 

MANY TIEMS PEEPEL COME 2 ME AND SAI ZOMG TARSH HOW SEE 2 B A PUER

 

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AND I SAI LOL I MAEK GUIDE ND EVERYTHING WILL B OK

 

 

 

 

 

BUT! SOME PEEPEL IS NOT WANT 2 UNDURSTAND PUERS!

 

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BEING PUER IS VARY DIFFIKULT SO I WILL LET U C INSTRUKSHIONS ON HOW 2 B

 

 

 

A PUER

 

 

 

I WILL SHOW U IN SEKTIONS OR PARTS LOL DUNNO WICH 1 LOL

 

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SO STAPS

 

 

 

STAP 1 - MAEKNG UR PUER AND NAEMING

 

 

 

STAP 2 - MAEK MONAY AND WUT 2 BAI

 

 

 

STAP 3 - U NEED 2 TRAIN 2 ASCHEIV LEVALS

 

 

 

STAP 4 - SUPLIEZ

 

 

 

STAP 5 - UMM HOW 2 PK WHO 2 PK WERE 2 PK

 

 

 

STAP 6 - SURVIVEL

 

 

 

 

 

OK U RDY

 

 

 

MOST IMPORENT RUEL IS 2 B SURE U READ THIS VARY WELL B/C ONLY THEN CAN

 

 

 

U SUKSEED

 

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STAP 1 - MAEKNG UR PUER AND NAEMING

 

 

 

OK U MUST MAEK A KNEW ACKOUNT THIS IS VARY EASY. U MUST NAEM UR PUER.

 

 

 

BUT WHAT WILL U NAEM UR PUER IT IS HARD NO

 

 

 

2 DO FIRST U MUST CHOOSE A VARY KOOL WORD LIEK OWN OR PWN OR MAYBAY

 

 

 

EVAN POON BUT U MUST ALSO BE UNIKUE (SP?)

 

 

 

4 INSTANCE MAI PUERS NAEM IS 0wnag3r U KANT STEAL IT

 

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MAEK SURE U MAEK U CHOOSE NIEC CLOTHES B/C U DONT WANT 2 LOOK UGYL

 

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STAP 2 - MAEK MONAY

 

 

 

IT IS ESENSHIAL 2 MAEK MONAY 2 B A PUER BUT PEEPEL ALWAYS ASK HOW I

 

 

 

MAEK MONAY AND TARSH MAKS ALWAYS SAYS SAEM THING; U MUST B A WUUDCUTER

 

 

 

B/C U CAN CUT TREES TO GET LOGS TO SELL.

 

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U NEED TO CUT LOTS OF TREES TO GET LOTS OF LOGS TO GET MANY MONAYS.

 

 

 

FRIST U USE AXE ON NORMAL TREE AND THEN U DO THE AOKS AND THEN WILOWS

 

 

 

(SP?). NOW U MAEK MONAY AT 60 U CAN CUT JEWS. NO NOT THE HUMAN JEWS THE

 

 

 

TREE CALLED JEW TREE LOL.

 

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U THEN SELL UR LOGS UNTEL U HAVE MANY MONAYS.

 

 

 

NOW DAT U HAEV MANY MONAYS U MUST BAI SOME STOFS TO USE

 

 

 

U R ONLAY LEVAL 3 SO U MUST BAI BRONZE LOL GF

 

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U TRIAN ONLAY ATT AND SOMETIEM STR FOR NOW IF U TRIAN DEF U NEED 2 GO

 

 

 

BACK 2 STAP 1 OUCH LOL.

 

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AS U GET STORNGER U MUST BAI BETAR ITAMS BUT IS NO PROBLAM B/C TARSH

 

 

 

MAKS SHOW U 2 MAEK MONAY U HAVE MANY MONAYS TO USE TO BUY STOFS LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STAP 3 - U NEED 2 TRAIN 2 ASCHEIV LEVALS

 

 

 

2 TRIAN U MUST START AT CHIKENS B/C U R 2 NUB 2 TRIAN ANYWHERE ELSE LOL

 

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THEN TRIAN ON WIZARDS LOL

 

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THEN AFTAR U MAY TRIAN ON SKELTANS OR STICK 2 WIZARDS

 

 

 

THEN TRIAN ON STRNGR MONSTARS UNTIL 2 U R CONFIDANT U R RDY

 

 

 

U SHOULD BE AT LEEST 40/50/1

 

 

 

 

 

SOME PUERS THINK DEY R BETAR IF THEY GET 40 RAINGE SO THEY CAN WAER

 

 

 

DARGONHAID BUT I THINK THIS IS A WAIST OF TIEM B/C PUERS CAN KILL

 

 

 

FASTER THAN THEY DAI

 

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PLZ LOOK AT THE GUIDE BELOW 4 INFURMASHION ON WHAT SKIMTARS 2 BAI

 

 

 

 

 

U BUY FRIST BRONZE SKIMTAR ONLAY SKIMTAR B/C OTHAR ITAMS R NOT 4 PUERS.

 

 

 

THEN BAI SUM IRON AND THEN STEAL NOT STEAL LIEK SHOPLFTING BUT OTHER

 

 

 

STEAL LOL DEN U BAI MIF DEN ADARMANYTIE AND FIANLY RUEN. U CANT BAI

 

 

 

DARGON YAT B/C U R NOT MEMBAR.

 

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STAP 4 - SUPLIEZ

 

 

 

OK U R NOW GOT LEVALS THX 2 TARSH MAKS 4 TEACHING U NO PROBLAM I SAI

 

 

 

U HAEV MANY MONAYS SO TIEM TO BAI MANY STOFS

 

 

 

U MUST BAI:

 

 

 

- RUEN SKIMTAR - R2H IS K TOO BUT SKIMTAR IS 4 PUERS

 

- LETHER BOOTS - VARY IMPORTNT U NOT GET FEET HURT LOL OUCH

 

- MONK ROEBS - U CAN WAIR MONK ROEBS U LOOK VARY COOL WITH THIS

 

- CAEP - WAER RED B/C VARY EASY 2 BAI

 

- LOBSTARS - NO NOT RAW U MUST BAI COOKED! U MUST EAT IN BATTEL

 

- STR AMY - NOT AMY LIEK MY G/F BUT AMY AS IN AMUYELET LOL

 

 

 

 

 

NOW U MUST BAI MANY TIEMS OF THESE ITAMS B/C IN BATTEL U ALWAYS HAVE

 

 

 

HOWEVAR THERE R SOME PUERS THAT DO NOT UNDURSTAND LOBSTARS LEIK OTHARS!

 

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POSIBILITAY OF DAI-ING BUT WONT HAPEN B/C PUERS R MAED NOT 2 DAI LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STAP 5 - UMM HOW 2 PK WHO 2 PK WERE 2 PK

 

 

 

 

 

K THIS SECSHION IS VARY IMPORTENT SO LISTSEN UP!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WERE 2 PK WE WILL START K:

 

 

 

U MUST PK IN: VAROK LEVAL 1 WILD. SUMTIEMS U WILL GO TO HILL GAINTS. U

 

 

 

MAI ALSO GO TO A BLACK FORT ITS NOT BLACK ITS JUST CLALED BLACK FORT

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

WHO 2 PK:

 

 

 

NOOBS R BEST B/C THEY SUCK AND WHEN DAID U SHOULD GET FREE OPPURTUNITAY

 

 

 

2 PICK THERE STOFS UP = FREE 4 U

 

 

 

 

 

TRY NOT 2 FAIT OTHAR PUERS ALTHO U WILL WIN B/C U KNOW HOW 2 FAIT BETAR

 

 

 

B/C NO GUIDE CAN COMPAER 2 THIS 1

 

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DONT FAIT A LVL 126 EITHER MITE SPELL TRUBLE BUT U MITE GET LUCKY WIN

 

 

 

SOME FREE STOF

 

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HOW 2 PK:

 

 

 

PKIN IS VARY EASY FRIST U MOST CLICK ON WHO U WANT 2 DAI

 

AND THATS IT! ITS THAT EASY!

 

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STAP 6 - SURVIVUL

 

 

 

THERE R 2 WAIS TO SURVIEV PKIN BOTH HAVE TO DO WITH LOBSTARS

 

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MANY PEEPEL ASK ME TARSH MAKS WUT I DO WITH LOBSTARS I SPEND LOTS OF

 

 

 

MAI MONAY BUT I DONT KNOW WHATT 2 DO WITH THEM

 

 

 

WELL ITS SIMPLE I SAY U MUST EAT THEM TO SURVIEV

 

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FRIST WAY - SAEFING

 

 

 

2 SAIF EVERYTAIM SOME1 HITS A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. ON U (EVEN 1 LOL) U MUST

 

 

 

EAT 1 LOBSTAR.

 

 

 

SUM OPONANTS DONT LEIK DIS MAEKIN THEM NOT RUN AWAY AND FAIT U IN AGONY

 

 

 

(THIS IS WERE U OWN THEM LOL)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SECOND WAY - NEAR DAITH XPERIANC

 

 

 

IF U R A FEW HITPOINTS AWAY FRAM DAITH U MUST EAT TO SURVIEV. UR

 

 

 

OPONANT WILL GET MAD U R-ENT DAI-ING YAT SO THEY WILL TRY HARDER 2 KILL

 

 

 

U BUT U SHOULD STILL OWN THEM LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STAP 7 -

 

 

 

O WAIT NO STAP 7 SRY

 

 

 

 

 

YA THAT IS IT IM DONE TY 4 READING

 

 

 

PROBLAM IS ONLY THERE WILL B SO MANY GOOD PUERS OUT THERE AND THERE

 

 

 

WILL B NO1 LEFT THATS A NUB.. 2 BAD DARN LOL

 

 

 

SO YEAH I G2G I HAVE A BIG JOB INTARVEIW WITH NASA 2MRW LMFAO TTYL

 

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Special thanks -

 

Alamo

 

Carl

Woah. Nice guide. XD It made me lolzer. Read it all. \

this is a great joke

Ermm.. Lets see here: spammy, all caps (against the rules) and completely illegible :wall: