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Hit, Slap, Glomp, Tackle etc a Member!

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*pulls out my hunting knife and severs the rope, slipping it around a rock, then swims to the surface*

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*drowns. Haunts Psycho*

yes my typing has got better *hits silver with keyboard :D *

*the keyboard passes through me because I'm a ghost, and it hits psycho.

 

I snicker in amusement as to imagining what Psycho will do to you*

*sucks Silver Wits up in a vacuum, seals her in a large metal box, and puts her on a rocket to the sun*

*escapes through a small hole in the vaccuum, and takes over Psycho's body. Then makes him wear a pink tu tu and dance*

*joke's on Silver Wits because Psycho was already wearing a pink tutu and dancing, except now he's dancing slightly better and getting tips from passing pedestrians*

:ohnoes: .... :thumbsup:

 

I always knew you wore a pink tu tu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

anyways, I steal his tips and pay a vodoo queen to ressurect my dead body so I can live again.

...but the voodoo resurrection comes with a terrible price! And not just the tips you stole from Psycho! Because the voodoo queen is the one who resurrected you, your soul is her property, and she can control you no matter where you go (would you expect any less from a voodoo queen?).

*I buy the voodoo queen off by offering her 2 souls that I got at a discount price.*

 

one of the souls is called Psycho_Robot and the other one is called Cravey :twisted:

 

needless to say, she accepts the deal. I'm now free!!1

Me and Carvey are so talkative that we annoy the voodoo queen to death. Literally. She dead now.

 

 

 

And, um...

 

 

 

We steal all her voodoo weapons! And hunt down Silver Wits!

Unfortunately you don't know how to use the voodoo weapons.. and while trying to, you both get changed into frogs.

Luckily this is the year of the frog, and all frogs are given superpowers. You get totally owned by a super-frog.

*was born in year of dragon, breathes fire on psycho*

hits psycho cos i have had enough fun killing silver

*shocked by this betrayal, leaps into your throat accompanied by a hilarious piece of cliched action-hero banter*

 

 

 

Looks like you have a frog in your throat!!!

errr help silver *uses mobile to call help*

Silver can't hear you, you have a frog in your throat.

I can't hear you, but I can see you.

 

I show this picture to Cravey and Psycho.

 

catsss.jpg

 

[see the pass teh cheese game page 63 for reference]

 

They turn red with embarassment and runaway.

I run all the way around the globe, then come up behind you, snatching the picture and tearing it up.

I pull out another picture out of my pocket. 8-)

I pull a flamethrower out of my pocket :twisted:

Unfortunately I've already posted the pictures on the internet.

 

 

 

*sticks her finger into Psycho's flame thrower* classic case of bugs bunny, it blows up on him. 8-)

*my beak is turned around backwards by the explosion*

 

This means war!

 

*pulls my beak off and throws it at Silver Wits*

*ducks* :wall:

 

*catches the beak and puts lipstick on it, then throws it back at Psycho... somehow it lands on his face and is stuck there*

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