The one that you locked away in a tower so that people like 321Ownage wouldn't steal it.

 

 

 

*steals Rockgabriel9's heart*

Bt you just stole my heart... Are you going to make me fall in love with you so I can steal it from you and hide it again?

*321ownage chains himself to the bottom of the ocean for eternity because silver_wits does not confess her unending love for him*

here my love.. you can have my heart!

 

*Throws 321Ownage Rockgabriel9's heart*

*321ownage breaks his chains and swims to the surface only to discover that it is not actually a sign of silver's affection but a sick joke, he then jumps into a volcano, and when it cools he is sealed in a tomb of stone for eternity (or until someone frees him somehow)*

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

Since I am an extremely unnattractive person, who has glorious lumps of fat on her body, when I go sight seeing near a volcano, and then promptly fall in, I break 321Ownage's tomb and set him free.

 

 

 

accidently. :boohoo:

*321ownage after being freed from his tomb of stone follows Silver_wits like a puppydog doing her every bidding (including her laundry and taking out the trash)*

:uhh: uh.. extremely unattractive... so unattractive, your mama is more attractive than me!

 

 

 

*huggles 321Ownage to death*

*321 ownage dies from huggling, then dies again from a cheapshot yo mama joke, he now is crazy and takes up the role of Hero Stickman*

*uses an eraser on 321Ownage* :anxious:

*craftily dodges the eraser and continues battling his latest and most heinous of foes...*

*uses a larger eraser. stickman disappears and 321Ownage reappears.*

*321ownage is still delusional that he is the Mighty stickman and at seeing silver he assumes she must be a maiden in distress and embarks upon an epic quest over high mountains, deep oceans, through blistering sandstorms, navigating lava fields, and fighting mighty foes all the way such as the THOUSAND EYED HIBBITYBIBBITY and the DRAGON OF ULT1M4T3 PWN4G3 to rescue her from the clutches of evil, even though she is watching from her observation orb laughing at his plight and unshakable nobility and heroism*

When 321Ownage finally appears before SW, she kisses him on the cheek... causing him to blush and faint.. and accidently fall off the observation orb's deck... :twisted:

321 ownage falls for 2 miles before he comes to his senses, he then drives his sword into the cliff by which he was falling and climbs back up to the top to confront the Evil Temptress SW, but when he finally arrives at the top she has summoned an army of the undead, which he promptly dispatches, but SW is nowhere to be found now....

what does the topic say?

 

 

 

*creeps up behind 321Ownage and steals his sword before pushing him off the orb observation deck again*

*321ownage slaps himself for getting off topic and continues falling*

I remind 321Ownage of the prank I played on him, throwing someone else's heart..

 

his thirst for revenge surfaces.. and he starts running up the cliff.

 

*throws a water balloon at 321Ownage adn then runs away*

321ownage suddenly has the strength of a titan and rather than continue running up the cliff he tears it apart flinging SW through the air....

*flies through the air, then starts falling*

 

 

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

 

 

*lands on her feet infront of 321Ownage, where she mentions that she has x-ray vison and that he broke a finger.*

 

 

 

later, much later... 321Ownage realises that she saw through his clothing. :shame:

321ownage realizes why she screamed aaaaaaaaaaah and doesnt blame her :twisted:

 

he then assumes his battle stance and makes loud strange ninja noises

*operates her x-ray vision on 321Ownage and then collapses from giggles* :

321ownage refuses to do anything vulgar to this rather amused lady although he does slap her around a bit to make sure she knows who is boss

*high kicks 321Ownage*

*before Sw can return her foot to the ground 321ownage grabs it and proceeds to drag her by her foot to The Chamber Of Eternal Rick Roll*