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*321ownage chains himself to the bottom of the ocean for eternity because silver_wits does not confess her unending love for him*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*321ownage breaks his chains and swims to the surface only to discover that it is not actually a sign of silver's affection but a sick joke, he then jumps into a volcano, and when it cools he is sealed in a tomb of stone for eternity (or until someone frees him somehow)*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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:thumbsup:

 

 

 

Since I am an extremely unnattractive person, who has glorious lumps of fat on her body, when I go sight seeing near a volcano, and then promptly fall in, I break 321Ownage's tomb and set him free.

 

 

 

accidently. :boohoo:

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*321ownage after being freed from his tomb of stone follows Silver_wits like a puppydog doing her every bidding (including her laundry and taking out the trash)*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*321 ownage dies from huggling, then dies again from a cheapshot yo mama joke, he now is crazy and takes up the role of Hero Stickman*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*craftily dodges the eraser and continues battling his latest and most heinous of foes...*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*321ownage is still delusional that he is the Mighty stickman and at seeing silver he assumes she must be a maiden in distress and embarks upon an epic quest over high mountains, deep oceans, through blistering sandstorms, navigating lava fields, and fighting mighty foes all the way such as the THOUSAND EYED HIBBITYBIBBITY and the DRAGON OF ULT1M4T3 PWN4G3 to rescue her from the clutches of evil, even though she is watching from her observation orb laughing at his plight and unshakable nobility and heroism*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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321 ownage falls for 2 miles before he comes to his senses, he then drives his sword into the cliff by which he was falling and climbs back up to the top to confront the Evil Temptress SW, but when he finally arrives at the top she has summoned an army of the undead, which he promptly dispatches, but SW is nowhere to be found now....

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*321ownage slaps himself for getting off topic and continues falling*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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321ownage suddenly has the strength of a titan and rather than continue running up the cliff he tears it apart flinging SW through the air....

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*flies through the air, then starts falling*

 

 

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

 

 

*lands on her feet infront of 321Ownage, where she mentions that she has x-ray vison and that he broke a finger.*

 

 

 

later, much later... 321Ownage realises that she saw through his clothing. :shame:

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321ownage realizes why she screamed aaaaaaaaaaah and doesnt blame her :twisted:

 

he then assumes his battle stance and makes loud strange ninja noises

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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321ownage refuses to do anything vulgar to this rather amused lady although he does slap her around a bit to make sure she knows who is boss

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*before Sw can return her foot to the ground 321ownage grabs it and proceeds to drag her by her foot to The Chamber Of Eternal Rick Roll*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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