I hate you for needing a reason to hate!

I hate you because you love me

I hate you for making assumptions.

I hate you because you assume that i assume you love me when in fact i know

I hate you because there is no way you could know my true feelings... especially as I keep my feelings tightly under control, and bottled up. -.-

I hate you for lying as you have no feelings.

I hate you for thinking that I am a cold hearted murderer, that would steal you kidneys and sell them on the black market, leaving you in a bath tub full of ice...

 

 

 

Because I would never do that! :^o

 

 

 

ever :^o

 

 

 

I mean it!!!! :^o

i hate you because you wouldn't take a part of my liver too....

I hate you for not realizing that the only part I was lying about was leaving someone behind, regrettably alive, in a bathtub full of ice. :shock:

I hate you for trying to wriggle out of trouble.

 

 

 

Now give me my kidneys back.

I hate you for accusing me of wriggling out of trouble. I don't wriggle!! I slither out of trouble... :twisted:

Fine! I hate you for slithering out of trouble.

I hate you for being a rock.

I'm not a rock! My brain is a rock not me! Damnit you.

 

 

 

I hate you for not knowing proper anatomy.

I hate you for not distinguishing in your name that only part of your body was made of rock... or... only part of your body is rock hard...whatever.

I hate you for not knowing that I love rocks.

I hate you for loving a rock more than me. #-o

i hate you for not loving your pet rock as much as I and everybody in the whole world do.

I hate you for thinking of the world when fondling your pet rock.

I hate you because you're a girl who's not deeply in love with me. All girls should love me.

I hate you because you claim to be made of this:

 

 

 

I hate you for making me want chocolate when I can't have any.

I hate you because I want some too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate you because you're to dumb to realize that cats+chocolate=bad.

I hate you for hateing Silva!