I love you for spreading the love when I'm gone!

I love you for the quirky way you juggle chainsaws.

I love you for not exposing your genitals to everyone in the nearby vicinity.

I love you not being here 5 minutes ago when I exposed my genitals to everyone in the nearby vicinity.

I love you for having jiggly flesh.

I love you for having rocky flesh, like The Thing.

I love you because I don't have a pet rock.

I love you for not letting your lack of a pet rock dampen our love.

I love you because you have a goony stalf.

I love you because you have a silver wit.

I love you because you're not taking part in a gay orgy right this minute.

I love you for acknowledging my abhorrence to gay orgies.

I love you because you don't want to take part in a kitty themed one either! >_>

I love you for your lackadaisical attitude.

I love you for knowing how to spell lackadaisical.

I love you for buying me all those presents.

I love you for thinking I'd use my own credit card on the internet.

I love you because you do use your credit card on the internet

I love you for paying for paying me in cash. For my services. Yup.

I love you for recieving a check from Psycho Robot with the memo "For services rendered" written on it.

I love you for going through Psycho's mail.

I love you for being upset about that.

I love you for thinking I'm upset about it, I usually go through it right after you.

I love you for going through Psycho's mail.

I love you because you won't stop believin'.