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The Jogre Tales: Part 1


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Jogre 1: Wanna get together and kill Dizzle229?

 

Jogre 2: Sure let's do it. Here he comes now!

 

Jogre 1: I got him! I sent him back to lumby!

 

Dizzle229: What!? This is my fan-fic! Aren't you supposed to do what I

 

write?

 

Jogre 1: Well I'm tired of always getting killed by players! This is an NPC

 

uprising!

 

Jogre 2: I'll tell the Ogres!

 

Jogre 1: And I'll tell the trolls to attack Burthourpe!

 

Dizzle229: Don't i get a say in this?

 

Jogre 1: No shut up.

 

Dizzle229: Ok just asking.

 

Zezima: I shall stop you!

 

( 10 minutes later)

 

Jogre 2: Wow that was the easiest fight i've ever had.

 

Jogre 1: Well, the Ogres took over Ardougne, the trolls got Burthourpe,

 

and we got Karamja.

 

Jogre 2: Ok, let's move in to Seer's Village.

 

Jogre 3: Hey can I be a character?

 

Jogre 2: No, you came to late to be a main character.

 

Jogre 1: In fact, just for that, Part 1 is over. Come back next time.

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it doesn't have to have a plot it is meant for some cheap laughs (much like your entire life) and made for the entertainment of other board members. if you don't like it, your entitled to your own opinion but dont flame me about it. god, im not always gonna try to get my stories so high quality it gets made into a tv movie.

 

 

 

P.S. btw, what do i have to gain form raising my post count?

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Elvarg is not post worthy, but this is pretty funny...

 

 

 

Zezima shows up to save the day... Wow! that was the easiest fight... lol!

 

 

 

Pretty good, write more!

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The Jogre Tales Part 2

 

 

 

Jogre 1: Ok, well, you know how that other guy wanted to be a character?

 

Jogre 2: Yeah? So?

 

Jogre 1: Well, we can only have 2 jogres so... your fired.

 

Jogre 2: What!? But I thought this fan fic was about the NPC uprising! We

 

haven't even done that in Part 2 yet!

 

Jogre 1: Sorry, but Jogre 3 needs a chance too.

 

Jogre 3: Hooray! So what are we gonna do first huh?

 

Jogre 1: Alright, we're at war with the players, you can't be to perky.

 

Jogre 3: Well, gee willickers, ok.

 

Jogre 1: Um, yeah, It's not workin out, um, your fired.

 

Jogre 2: Well, yeah, but isn't it a little late in the story to start actually

 

getting into the NPC war?

 

Jogre 1: Yeah, your right. The writing here sucks. We'll do more in Part 3.

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You can write about anything you want, not just RS. And I don't see how it's any harder to be funny in RS than in anywhere else.

Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
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Awe come on, this forum needs some lightening up, I'm a bit tired of writing and reading serious stuff... when I finish my homework I think I'll write something for fun.

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The Jogre Tales Part 3

 

 

 

Jogre 1: We're winning the NPC war!

 

Jogre 2: Yeah! And it's only part 2!

 

Jogre 1: It's part 3.

 

Jogre 2: Yeah, but 2 was just 10 minutes of arguing.

 

Jogre 1: Hey look! We can kill those guys at the yew!

 

Jogre 2: Why do they all look the same?

 

Jogre 1: Well, you guys are gonna die, but which way to lumbidge? It's

 

the last player city.

 

Yew Cuter: 0011001?

 

Jogre 2: Dang, he's a bot. I hate bots. Let's kill him.

 

( 10 minutes later the jogres that for some reason knew the word dang were in lumbridge)

 

Jogre 1: We're doing it! Only a few players left!

 

Jagex Moderator: That's it your dead!

 

(Trolls, Ogres, and Giant backup shows up)

 

Jagex Moderator: :shock:

 

Jogre 1: We win The player Vs. NPC war!

 

Jogre 2: Hooray! Just one question.

 

Jogre 1: Yeah?

 

Jogre 2: Well,theres no players left, right?

 

Jogre 1: Yeah?

 

Jogre 2: And we did everything there is to do in runescape along the way,

 

right?

 

Jogre 1: Yeah? So?

 

Jogre 2: Now what?

 

Jogre 1: :wall:

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If you're trying to write a story in Dialogue or Script form, you still must try to make an attempt to make it sensible, and not ten lines long... :roll:

 

 

 

Ok I have a really bad sense of humor when it comes to reading humor...

 

This forum is already pretty light, its not exactly like we have all serouis stories coming out, just look at snake and noob.

 

So I would recommend you talked to Ratchet, see if your brand of humor would fit into that...that way we can keep the 'spam' as people put it, to one thread and you can work in a co-operative thread, you can still be random it just means that people will be able to see that its not ok to just suddenly start writing ten lines of what looks like spam.

 

 

 

You have to understand that this forum isn't exactly heavily patrolled by mods, we rely on each other to make sure we don't go too far, and that if we do we can stop before it becomes serouis...Because to be honest we enjoy a pretty liberal board, you can say most things and you aren't going to be banned as long as you say them in good jest and in a story that has taken time to write. If we lose control by having huge amounts of stories that were written just because we were bored or just because we want to be random, then we get new people doing it...people who don't know the unwritten rules...Ok it might be class-est...But thats they way I see the board. A place were people understand the limits and can be told to stop and they will stop. Ok we let new people join in but it requires limitations and time.

 

I write a certain level of spam in the Snake and Noob stories. The difference is that its written in a story that is serouis, and that the author is ok with.

 

Here there is a certain level of spam, but the story is not serouis.

 

There is a joke board, and there is a thread were you can be generally spammy within reason.

 

 

 

My advice would be, make a serouis story. Set the scene with Spam, use spam in the story. Have a humorous story...Just don't make up a story that is spam...It needs to have a serouis aspect to it.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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