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Metalocalypse discussion thread (I'm ROXO the clooownnnn...)

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DETHKLOK ROX :XD:

 

 

 

I love the show...I thinks it hilarious...and the CD kicks a lot of [wagon] too. Why is the show postponed until next year Adult Swim? Just like Frisky Dingo...you gave that up for...UGH...tim and erics awesome show great job :notalk:

 

 

 

Anyway...How many other people out there love Dethklok?

 

 

 

I already signed a form saying that my family can not sue Dethklok if I die during a concert...will you?

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that show gives seizures :|

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

That show is intense. And awesome. Their music is pretty good too. But jeez, such an intense show. :shock:

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that show gives seizures :|

 

 

 

LOL...but that show is still like, the most bloody and gory show that they have ever put on TV. And the show is basically made up of brutally killed fans or people trying to help Dethklok, and a usually good song, and lots of irellevant conversations that come out of nowhere but are funny as hell.

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Lawyer: So, what product have you made to sell at retail stores.

 

Nathan: These!(All the band members put paper bags on their heads)

 

Lawyer:Uh, thats great...what do they do?

 

Nathan: They are time travel travel bags.

 

Toki: They allow you to travel through time at the normal speed of time.

 

Lawyer:Uh...thats great...

 

Toki:(takes bag off his head) How long since I put the bag on my head?

 

Lawyer: 2 minutes.

 

Toki:Wow...I traveled through time!

 

Lawyer:Yeah...you did.

 

Murderface:(takes the bag off his head) What day is it?

 

Pickles:(Takes bag off head) Wedne...uh...friday

 

Murderface: Wow...I traveled through time!

 

Nathan: Brutal, right?

 

Lawyer: Yeah, they'll sell well

 

 

 

More Dethklok quotes:

 

 

 

I'm Roxo, the Dethklok clooowwwn, I do cocaine!Seriously, a looot of cocaine.

 

 

 

 

 

(Pickles and Toki walk through forest. Tree blows up)

 

Pickles: Thats not natural.

 

 

 

 

 

(Lawyer and assassin at a stand off. The assassin is trying to kill Toki and Pickles.)

 

Lawyer: Thats my bread and butter your f***in' with.

 

 

 

 

 

(Pickles Puts coffee beans in a toaster)

 

Pickles: They give us a life supply of coffee beans and they don't even cook right!

 

 

 

 

 

(On a larry King type show)

 

Larry: So Natha....Murderface, what are you doing?

 

Murderface: Pissing on your shoe.

 

 

 

(Nathan on stage doing a comedy)

 

Nathan: Have you ever wondered what you guts would look like in a bowling ball? Well here you go.

 

(Pulls a ball from behind him made of guts)

 

 

 

(Nathan doing comedy, has a body bag in his hands)

 

Nathan: Hello mister Bodybag!

 

Nathan low voice: Hello Nathan.

 

Nathan: How you doin?

 

Nathan low voice: Well, people crap on me.

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I love this show. :P

 

 

 

I know they canceled a lot of the new EPs but at least they are playing old ones on the weekdays now, allows me to get caught up. (I started near the end of the first season).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't know why the moved it for the "Tim and Eric Awesome show Great job" though... that show is odd...

 

 

 

..Even for [AS]

I've seen a few episodes, hilarious stuff.

 

 

 

And the music is actually pretty good for a fake band. Really, it's good stuff. And the lyrics are funny as hell. :D

 

 

 

I know I laughed with tears at this one (appropriately called 'The Lost Vikings')

 

 

 

"Riding, and riding, we search across the land

 

The snow, and wind, has frozen the hearts of man

 

But we ride

 

We ride

 

 

 

Many days ago we left our home

 

With swords to ride into the night

 

Fighting side by side to destroy our foes

 

And leave them without life

 

 

 

We stop, consider the land that we travelled

 

Our map's at home, direction unravelled

 

But we ride

 

We ride

 

 

 

Many days ago we left our homes,

 

With swords to ride into the night

 

Fighting side by side to destroy our foes

 

And leave them without life

 

 

 

So much time has passed since we left our land

 

That we've become concerned

 

And we'll never find the battle

 

That we should have fought and won

 

 

 

But we won't stop searching

 

 

 

Lost but still we ride

 

Search until we die

 

 

 

We ride

 

We ride

 

 

 

Hungry and tired the frigid plain yeilds little

 

We trudge on further, eating pride and snow that's brittle

 

 

 

We ride

 

We ride

 

 

 

We come upon a witch who takes us in

 

To let us share her mighty fire

 

She asks of us our story and we lie and say

 

We ride around for hire

 

She asks us if we'd like to have her map

 

And points us in some direction

 

But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent

 

And ignore her suggestion

 

 

 

Lost but still we ride

 

Search until we die

 

All the fault of pride

 

The gods weep in the night"

"Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."

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Sorry for the bump/double post but --- no one else really likes this show? Come on, people. That's just Sad :| Either you don't like this kind of music and stuff, so you can't appreciate what a hilarious parody this is, or you like this music and take yourself/the bands you like too seriously. So which one is it? :P

 

 

 

Btw, @ ratchet573: now that I read the thread (sorry, I have a tendency to skip through threads :P) by your quotes I see you're confusing Pickles with Skwisgaar.

 

 

 

Anyway, does anyone know when they're gonna start with the new episodes?

"Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."

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