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This happened today in P.E. class. The class and i were playing whiffleball. I managed to get on third base. The guy that was battin next step up to the plate. He fouled by hitting the ball far left and almost hit me in the leg. The next two tries he did the same thing. On his last try, I swear to god this is true, he hitted the ball far left again. I saw it was coming at me and tried to spin so i wont get hit in nuts for thats were it was headed. I suceeded and the stupid ball whacked me in the butt. The whole class fell laughing. When he step up to the plate again, he did that again. People were leaning against that wall. He got one guy in the nuts. Ouch.

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Hah, i ran into some chinese girl whilst playing cricket once. Smacked my knee, couldnt walk properly, but CARRIED ON ANYWAY! Played on a limp, won us the game - though nobody seemed to care :oops:

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Hah, i ran into some chinese girl whilst playing cricket once. Smacked my knee, couldnt walk properly, but CARRIED ON ANYWAY! Played on a limp, won us the game - though nobody seemed to care

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:?: :roll:

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The batter hit the ball, he didn't "hitted" it.

 

 

 

As for futurama why must you use "chinese girl" and can't just state that it was a girl that you ran into? :?

How does a profession differ from an occupation?

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The batter hit the ball, he didn't "hitted" it.

 

 

 

As for futurama why must you use "chinese girl" and can't just state that it was a girl that you ran into? :?

 

 

 

Because she was of a Chinese origin?

 

 

 

What's the difference between saying that and, for example, a frizzy haired boy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On topic: Ah cricket. An often calamitous sport. Used to play myself, wicketkeeper - batsman. One day I forgot to wear my box...the rest is history.

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When we played lacrosse the other day, a goalie got hit THERE. It probaly hurt worst then gettin whacked with a handball. At least, in hand ball, its big and u play with hands. The lacrosse ball has more speed behind it due to it being smaller, the stick throw the projectiles faster and longer and the area in front of the goal that u cant cross is smaller.

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