TORTATPAM is that he is STILL ON TIPIT!!!

TORTATPAM is that he thinks I have the chutzpah to leave Forum Games. EVER.

TORTATPAM is he uses the word "chutzpah".

TORTATPAM is that he put quotations around his chutzpah.

TORTATPAM is he probably types out "TORTATPAM" everytime.

TORTATPAM is that he thinks I would do anything efficiently.

TORTATPAM is that he does things efficiently.

TORTATPAM is that she is a bear fur. Pfffffffssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

TORTATPAM is that he licked the cat's butt second hand.

TORTATPAM is that she smokes cat butt.

TORTATPAM is that he ingests his own bodily fluids.

TORTATPAM is that she knows where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.

TORTATPAM is that he is obsessed with lemon parties....:ohnoes:

TORTATPAM is that she is aroused by old wrinkly men.

TORTATPAM is that he loves little green men.

 

 

TORTATPAM is that he loves little green men.

TORTATPAM is that he played with little green women.

TORTATPAM is that he meant aliens.

TORTATPAM is that she was born in Area 51.

TORTATPAM is that he is my brother.

TORTATPAM is that she let our super top-secret secret out.

TORTATPAM is that he's blaming me for letting the secret out when it was he who spilled the beans.<_<

TORTATPAM is that she assumes I have been in the same room as beans.

TORTATPAM is that he meant human beans.

TORTATPAM is her amazing ability to turn herself inside-out.