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Smack it, Throw it, Leave it, Burn it, Keep it, Eat it.

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Smack it, i hate insects D:

 

 

 

WitsStalf

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

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Felix, je moeder.

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Keep it, we Stalf's have to stick together.

 

 

 

A used match.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

gather some more, stack them and then burn it.

 

 

 

a bottle of purple hair dye. :-#

Eat it, purple is my favorite flavor.

 

 

 

A turnip.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

make soup with it.

 

 

 

a bowl of turnip soup that has cheese sprinkled on top. #-o =P~

Throw it

 

 

 

An angry neighbor with turnip soup all over him :oops:

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If he's hot, offer him a towel, if he's not.. ignore him. [just kidding.. I wouldn't ignore him]

 

 

 

Ovaltine biscuits.

Eat it.

 

 

 

An egg.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Boil it in flaming hot water!!!!!

 

 

 

a torture rack that will lengthen the body :evil:

Keep it, I've always wanted to be taller.

 

 

 

A bowling ball.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

hoard it.

 

 

 

a ransom note for your favourite stuffed animal.

Burn it.

 

 

 

A male str***er

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Throw it, then tell it to get a real job.

 

 

 

A flat bicycle tire.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

give it to the male strutter, that Goonstalf threw away, to blow up. #-o

 

 

 

an octopus.

Eat it, or at least chew on it for a while.

 

 

 

A scrap of paper with half of a phone number on it,

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

roll it up in a small wad of paper, put it in my mouth, chew it, make a spitball.. and then throw it at the person under me.

 

 

 

a spitball thrown at you.

Throw it back <.<

 

 

 

A Furby.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Paste the disgusting wad of spitpaper that was thrown back, on the furby.

 

 

 

a furby with a spitball on it. :twisted:

Burn it.

 

 

 

Furby ashes.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

throw it in the ocean.

 

 

 

a bowl of ice-cream, with pickles in it. ::'

Keep it

 

 

 

A new Furby, freshly risen from its ashes

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Burn it.

 

 

 

A recently filled in 5 ' deep hole containing Furby ashes.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

fill it with cannon balls.

 

 

 

a cannon ball.

Keep it, would look nice on teh salon table

 

 

 

The AGS and White Phat from the guy who made them irl

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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burn it.

 

 

 

a bottle of hot pepper sauce.

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