OK, this is something i thought of. It's not discussable but i really don't know of a other forum to post that would be best suited for it. So if this is in wrong forum, move it. This is not something that has with in-game things to do, but it has with game so if your not interested in it: then turn your cheeks other way like they say :thumbup:

 

 

Dialogues

 

You make up a funny or entertaining dialogue with a NPC in Runescape. it can be comedy or something serious but yet entertaining. It's just to live out something you can't do in real game.

 

 

 

Example: i always dream of killing Sandwhich Lady. So i made dialogue about it. I found it a bit funny, not the best but it's nice. A dialogue can be made up like a story as well, if that helps you 8-)

 

 

 

Issue: SirHemen wants to kill Sandwhich Lady (Will he do it?!)

 

 

 

Sandwhich Lady: Oh please SirHemen, please don't kill me!:(

 

SirHemen: Give me a good reason not to! O:O

 

Sandwhich Lady: I gave you refreshments kind sir.

 

SirHemen: You mean those lousy food that only healed 2-4 hp?

 

Sandwhich Lady: No, i gave you fine chocolate, didn't i?

 

SirHemen: Oh i remember now. You were the one who gave me the chocolate bar!

 

Sandwhich Lady: Yes, that was me:)

 

*1 hits Sandwhich Lady*

 

SirHemen: I don't like chocolate on Sundays...

 

 

 

 

Riddles

 

A riddle is supposed to make a person's fill mind with mystery and challenging (Familiar runescape things+hard riddle=Success). The best riddles from my view is ones that tells as much as possible without telling the answer. Make sure you post a main hint also.

 

 

 

Here is examples of main hints: Items, NPC, Buildings, Monsters, Skills etc

 

 

 

Here's my riddle (Example):

 

 

 

HINT: Items

 

I can't wait til i become an angel, when i do i will be watching over you.

 

 

 

Solution: Prayer cape, in other words i want 99 prayer :cry:

 

 

 

NOTE: It's not players thoughts that is the solution rofl, but the thing in the game that the riddle is on about.

 

 

 

As players post riddles+solve them: i will be updating this thread.

 

 

 

I hope you all find this interesting. I for once would really love some dialogues or some cool riddles: but i mostly would like some funny dialogues.

 

 

 

Molly Dialougue anyone?! :twisted:

Molly: I need your help to catch my evil twin sister!

 

Spoof: Fine, but if you don't fix that cage so she stays in, you'll regret it!

 

*captures sister, gets reward leaves*

 

*gets molly event again*

 

Molly: I need you *spoof 1 hits molly*

 

 

 

yea

Topic moved.

Pete: Please help me out of this prison!

 

Juhniz: I thought I already saved you from here 15 minutes ago?

 

Pete: Well, yeah, um..

 

Juhniz: Yes?

 

Pete: You need to pull the lever and th...

 

Juhniz: Don't change the topic! And why can't you just go and pop your stupid balloons yourself!?

 

Pete: (qc)My Strength level is 1.

 

Juhniz: NPC's can't use QuickChat. Nice try.

 

Pete: We can't?

 

Juhniz: Nope.

 

Pete: Well, umm..

 

Juhniz: Ah well, time to try to get out of here.

 

Pete: Great! So, just go pull the swi..

 

Juhniz: No.

 

Pete: What?

 

Juhniz: You go pull the switch and bring me the keys.

 

Pete: Please don't do this to me! What have I done to you?

 

Juhniz: You really don't know? NOW, START POPPING!

 

 

 

*Pete walks around room popping balloons while Juhniz follows him and Fire Waves him every now and then to remind him to work hard*

 

 

 

Pete: Here's the last key..

 

Juhniz: This better be right one.

 

*inserts*

 

Pete: Great! We can leave now!

 

Juhniz: You mean I can leave now. Reward pl0x?

 

Pete: You? B-b-but..

 

Juhniz: *mimics* "B-b-but"! Gimme your monies now!

 

*hands over*

 

Juhniz: Ta. See'ya later.

 

Pete: Really?

 

Juhniz: NO.

 

 

 

Wow, that was long. :lol: