angryjoe Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Why do golfers carry around 2 pairs of socks? Incase they get a hole in one. A snail walks into a bar, says "pint of lager please mate" The barman comes round picks him up and throws him out the door. Next year th snail walks back in and says "what you do that for?!" Two heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma. Share some jokes! :thumbsup: :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 A Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub. The Scotsman says "Free drinks for everyone, on the house!" The next morning the headlines of the local paper read "Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind pub." A young Scottish couple had just been engaged when the woman began to complain about the paltry size of her engagement ring. The Scotsman said "You can't complain, you picked it out yourself. It's not my fault you don't know how to work the little crane." <3 Love Scottish people, just got to keep the rivalry alive :P. My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meol Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 As much as I loved the joke with the Irishman ( :lol: ), I'll be locking the thread. Why? 'Cause there's already a jokes thread here, so feel free to use that one. This signature is intentionally left blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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