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I AM HERE TO CHEW GUM AND KICK ASS

And We're all out of gum...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Look here 321, when a fatty proposes to you or asks you out.. she's either prepared for you to say no, or she should be. The media's all over the place and the current thing is that thin people are attractive.

 

I once half-confessed to a guy.. and he told me he was gay... I was more shocked that he was gay than being shot down at a chance to go out with him.. he was pretty hot too.. but he wasn't that hot so I wasn't that hurt.

 

I'm not that unnattractive.. and I still find it hard to ask people out... yes it might be that I just have really high standards, or that I just know that deep down inside... I much prefer stalking a guy down than actually asking him out the "normal way"

 

As far as I'm concerned... the reason you're a chubby magnet is probably the same reason why you're asking for advice on a forum board about turning down a chubby without hurting the chubby's feelings.

 

Us girls know guys who aren't complete asswipes.. and can usually tell if a guy is interested in us, or if he's actually genuinely attracted to our minds. Or at least I can.. I have no idea if other girls have this particular personality trait.

 

But yea.. you probably give off a nice guy vibe... that you're working so hard right now to keep.. and that's what's attracting the chubbies to you. If you dislike chubbies.. you're going to have to let everyone know that you are a very very shallow person in reality, and that you will only date girls with a certain physicality.. or else you'll just continue to get chubbies running at you.

 

Also... That one time I confessed to a guy infront of everyone.. the one who later said he was gay... well.. I had a rush of embarrassment before I confessed, my blood was really going around fast.. my hands were sweaty.. and.. I guess maybe some girls confess to you for the thrill of confessing and aren't interested in an actual relationship.

 

if all else fails.. and you're one of those persons who refuse to be a jerk just to avoid people confessing to you...

then use this excuse...

 

http://www.asexuality.org/home/

 

tell them you aren't interested in any kind of sex. it works. you get to be a nice person, you don't hurt the person's feelings at all.. and anyone who confesses to you, knowing that you are this way.. is a moron.

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you don't hurt the person's feelings at all..

But the damage would go somewhere. If I did what you suggested, it would go to my pride. Hurting someone's feelings is temporary, people thinking i can't get it up for anybody is, in a sense forever.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I have plenty of pride.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I cant tell if Wits is purposely doing this or if she is obvious...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I have returned! And it sounds like silver wits needs to pop a squat on something cause she hasn't in awhile.

Lol wut

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yes. She needs to 'Pop a Squat' on something cause she sounds like she PMSin or somethin

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Lol wut

 

Yes. She needs to 'Pop a Squat' on something cause she sounds like she PMSin or somethin

click replly to quote someone and she doesn't rlly...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yeah i dunno what it is with women and their woman advice. It puts a kink in mah 8===D and never works. I wouldn't trust what women got to say about chubbies especially chubby girls. In todays society where the public is obsessed with self image its only reasonable to conclude skinny girls hate fat chicks. "plain and simple'

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Yeah i dunno what it is with women and their woman advice. It puts a kink in mah 8===D and never works. I wouldn't trust what women got to say about chubbies especially chubby girls. In todays society where the public is obsessed with self image its only reasonable to conclude skinny girls hate fat chicks. "plain and simple'

So you are implying that skinny girls intentionally give advice so as to harm fat chicks?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yeah i dunno what it is with women and their woman advice. It puts a kink in mah 8===D and never works. I wouldn't trust what women got to say about chubbies especially chubby girls. In todays society where the public is obsessed with self image its only reasonable to conclude skinny girls hate fat chicks. "plain and simple'

So you are implying that skinny girls intentionally give advice so as to harm fat chicks?

Lol'd. All girls think they're fat.

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correct who which means girls hate other girls even if they say they are bff's they always have a secret dislike and will admit it at the worst time. And yes im implying that

True is this.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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