What's wrong with long hair?

You look like a bum who hasn't showered in a week at least.

 

wat

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You've never had long hair, have you 321?

I hate long hair. >_> Just gets in the way.

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You've never had long hair, have you 321?

Nope, nor will I, if i wanna look like a bum I will.

Nah, long hair can look great, at least if it's perfectly straight like mine.

 

And it makes opponents underestimate us. And ladies often like it. :wink:

Long hair has no effect on fighting ability.

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You've never had long hair, have you 321?

Nope, nor will I, if i wanna look like a bum I will.

*Sees strong conservative Christian values coming through*

*Makes a comment about Jesus's (I can't apostrophe goodly) hair*

 

 

Also, pulling hair doesn't hurt as much as you think it does

Long hair has no effect on fighting ability.

I grab your hair, I rip your head down right into my knee, repeatedly. It gets in your eyes.

 

Yes. Yes it does.

No, but it makes us look less capable.

 

You grab my hair; I grab your arm, twist it, bend it, hit you in the solar plexus, shove you over and implode your face.

Long hair has no effect on fighting ability.

Have some punk pull your hair in a fight then tell me that.

Long hair has no effect on fighting ability.

I grab your hair, I rip your head down right into my knee, repeatedly. It gets in your eyes.

 

Yes. Yes it does.

Have you ever even fought somebody with long hair? <.< It really isn't that magic pain machine teh media makes it out to be

If you need to grab someone's hair in a fight, you're doing it wrong.

 

Just punch them and knock them out.

I could be wrong as i don't watch a whole lot, but i've never seen an MMA fighter with long hair. I've never seen a boxer with long hair. I've never seen a real wrestler with long hair.

Also, I can hide razors and [cabbage] in my hair.

 

What now?

If you need to grab someone's hair in a fight, you're doing it wrong.

 

Just punch them and knock them out.

I imagine they'll just stand there and let you. have you ever been in a real fight who? Not like a fight between you and another guy who knows tae kwon do or whatnot.

 

also @ Mather If I grab your hair i'm not just gonna stand there. I'm going to introduce my knee to your face.

^ The average dude on the street probably wouldn't be able to block/dodge a well-executed punch to the face if you don't suck at all things physical

 

I could be wrong as i don't watch a whole lot, but i've never seen an MMA fighter with long hair. I've never seen a boxer with long hair. I've never seen a real wrestler with long hair.

Because everybody is a professional fighter

Also, I can hide razors and [cabbage] in my hair.

 

What now?

I could hide a dagger in mine.

Also, I can hide razors and [cabbage] in my hair.

 

What now?

Then every time you sharply turn your head to see something, you chuck razors at innocent passerby.

I go to Taekwondo with an undefeated MMA fighter. He has medium-long hair.

I could be wrong as i don't watch a whole lot, but i've never seen an MMA fighter with long hair. I've never seen a boxer with long hair. I've never seen a real wrestler with long hair.

Because everybody is a professional fighter

I'm not saying that. I'm saying people who actually do fight don't have it.

Lol, this is great.

Also, I can hide razors and [cabbage] in my hair.

 

What now?

I could hide a dagger in mine.

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I wear iron gauntlets everywhere I go.

Hell, I wear a full set of armour everywhere I go.