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My short hair gives me boosted speed because it cuts down on drag.

THE /FG/. IT LIIIIIIVES

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Nice change abc. But the fact remains you can't just talk about a fight as though someone does something and just stands there. They aren't going to let you give them cancer aids if they can't.

^ Actually, yeah, they pretty much do. At least in high school. I'm not sure if people suddenly learn how to defend themselves when they turn 18, but I'm pretty sure long hair wouldn't affect an average, day-to-day fight.

 

If I spin my head really fast, I start to fly like a helicopter

I'ma go play some Minecraft. See ya. :3

321, have you ever been in a real fight?

Also, I can hide razors and [cabbage] in my hair.

 

What now?

I could hide a dagger in mine.

Pics

Damn webcam's malfunctioning, but it's full and long enough to cover the handle of one fastened to my neck while the blade's beneath my shirt.

I can hide a swarm of fire ants in my buzzed hair.

If I spin my head really fast, I start to fly like a helicopter

I would imagine that the centripetal force would also cause your brain to freak out. So you could fly like a helicopter and be trippin', all with just your head.

I can hide your buzzed hair in my long hair

I can hide my entire head in my hair.

Bald people can reflect the sun's rays to fire high powered laser bursts at their enemies.

Long-haired people can store lava in their hair and headbang when they need to destroy a village.

Headless people blow other's minds.

Buzzed hair people are given extra Neopoints for having buzzed hair.

321, have you ever been in a real fight?

3.

 

he first to be fair you can't really call a fight, I pretty much just threw the kid to the ground and he was just about crying so I walked away.

 

The second one, also arguably not a fight, gave the kid some bruises and a bloody nose for some stuff he said about my sister.

 

The third i was fighting a kid, If I'd been serious I probably could have messed him up as it was on concrete. But I wasn't and he got a bit of the upper hand before the bus to school came. By serious I mean seriously hurt the kid, not like those [bleep]s who lose and are like "oh I wasn't even being serious lol".

 

But mostly I try to stay out of trouble as my mom/ dad would kill me if I got into anything serious. Also I don't think you ever answered.

So I herd you guise liek hair.

I was going to reference Insaniquarium, but then I remembered it was posted a few pages back.

 

You win this round

No, I'm not stupid enough to get into a real fight.

No, I'm not stupid enough to get into a real fight.

Attempted insult acknowledged, back to regular /FG/.

 

Lol at death's image

 

Also my sister brought home Doritos. Almost blew a load.

yeah ill take a girl stuff bacon burrtango with bacon please also a seen a minute twisty extra bacon and ill have some bacon please