ok.. this is an image of draco and harry touching their wands together....

 

since I doubt that /FG/ wants to see this.. I'll put it in hide tags.

 

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I see what you did there.

Danget, Silver, just because you burned your own eyes out making that Mather comic doesn't mean you have to burn ours out because of it!

 

Oh it BURRRRNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS

Harry: Oh no Voldie... don't hurt me...

Voldemort: But I have no choice dear heart.. I must...

Harry gasps and clutches Voldemort's sleeve

Harry: please be gentle with me..

Voldemort: awww

Dammit I'm still thinking of cucumbers... noooooooooooooooooooooo

 

What do I do???? have I become immune to harry potter slash fics?

Now you know how I felt back in August...

Ok I got rid of it after remembering reading a harry potter crack fic

 

In the dungeons, Severus was busy shutting all the windows in an attempt to drown out the frenzied victory calls of the animal rights activists. Not only did they make Trevor the Tapeworm quiver nervously inside his jar. (Trevor was secretly in love Severus, so much so that he had quickly rebuffed the impassioned, blubbering proposals the giant squid had sent him. He could never bear to be liberated by activists as he was certain that if he flung himself against the side of his jar in just the right way, Severus would come to return his sentiments and they could adopt a frog and raise it together.). They also made it difficult for Severus to fully enjoy his delicious steak dinner - a dinner which he had finally sat down to devour when he heard a feeble tapping at his door. He opened it to reveal Dumbledore, who was fiddling with his emerald bracelet - not for nothing were American transfer students allowed into Hogwarts.

That last one.... I think it burnt my soul.

That last one.... I think it burnt my soul.

 

how?

 

Back in his youth Severus had been one of the many, many men who had thought he might take Narcissa away and make her almost happy. Narcissa had made it clear that if he wanted her, he would have to become very rich and he would have to bathe twice a day. He hadnt minded the prospect of being very rich, but the bathing thing had made him twitchy. The relationship had been doomed from the start.

That last one.... I think it burnt my soul.

My soul was brutally torn out of my body, eaten, then spat into my face by her.

I have no soul.

That last one.... I think it burnt my soul.

 

how?

 

I... don't know. But the whole Voldy-Harry thing is the sort of thing that just burns souls.

 

And Halo, I'm not that surprised.

hmm... it doesn't burn my soul....

 

In her youth, Bellatrix had once whispered in her potion masters ear that shed be, willing to polish his cauldron any day of the week. He said, how about next Tuesday at eight? She arrived in a corset and a miniskirt and spent the evening scraping dried bat dung off a cauldron, while he organized his file cabinet. It was then that Bellatrix discovered that men who live in basements are not known for their ability to appreciate innuendo. Shes been a little bitter about it ever since.

STUPID INTERNET.

Ugh.

So bored.

Lets get to page 2,000 already.

Let's let Goon spam up about 70 more posts.

Ok.

I can sleep easy tonight without dreaming of anyone licking themather1's cucumber

 

coo'

And this is me caring.

Carebearstare.

Speaking of Bears, where is my favorite Bear?

I'm 200 away. from 4k posts.

 

I could get that by page 2k if I posted twice/page. Hmm...

Do it, then save the last post for the 2,000th page and have TWO MOVIES AT ONCE.

Unless you're doing something else for such event.

 

 

Brilliant?