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Now you know how I felt back in August...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Ok I got rid of it after remembering reading a harry potter crack fic

 

In the dungeons, Severus was busy shutting all the windows in an attempt to drown out the frenzied victory calls of the animal rights activists. Not only did they make Trevor the Tapeworm quiver nervously inside his jar. (Trevor was secretly in love Severus, so much so that he had quickly rebuffed the impassioned, blubbering proposals the giant squid had sent him. He could never bear to be liberated by activists as he was certain that if he flung himself against the side of his jar in just the right way, Severus would come to return his sentiments and they could adopt a frog and raise it together.). They also made it difficult for Severus to fully enjoy his delicious steak dinner - a dinner which he had finally sat down to devour when he heard a feeble tapping at his door. He opened it to reveal Dumbledore, who was fiddling with his emerald bracelet - not for nothing were American transfer students allowed into Hogwarts.
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That last one.... I think it burnt my soul.

 

how?

 

Back in his youth Severus had been one of the many, many men who had thought he might take Narcissa away and make her almost happy. Narcissa had made it clear that if he wanted her, he would have to become very rich and he would have to bathe twice a day. He hadnt minded the prospect of being very rich, but the bathing thing had made him twitchy. The relationship had been doomed from the start.
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That last one.... I think it burnt my soul.

My soul was brutally torn out of my body, eaten, then spat into my face by her.

I have no soul.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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hmm... it doesn't burn my soul....

 

In her youth, Bellatrix had once whispered in her potion masters ear that shed be, willing to polish his cauldron any day of the week. He said, how about next Tuesday at eight? She arrived in a corset and a miniskirt and spent the evening scraping dried bat dung off a cauldron, while he organized his file cabinet. It was then that Bellatrix discovered that men who live in basements are not known for their ability to appreciate innuendo. Shes been a little bitter about it ever since.
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Ugh.

So bored.

Lets get to page 2,000 already.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Speaking of Bears, where is my favorite Bear?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Do it, then save the last post for the 2,000th page and have TWO MOVIES AT ONCE.

Unless you're doing something else for such event.

 

 

Brilliant?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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