Grand.

Quite. Tis a Danny Boyle film, there has yet to be one that has disappointed me.

But alas, I have no efficient mode of transportation to the nearest cinema.

Rather disheartening.

It's called a bike. Get off your ass Halo.

 

Jeez.

Tyler. Its 35 miles away... I'm not that dedicated.

Oh look. 10,000 posts.

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Nub.

Joly goodness and hapiness.

H2PM get 10k posts

 

Goon returns, today is a day of maximum win

yay... goons back.......

HONESTLY WHO GIVES A [bleep]?!?!?!?!?

 

 

nah im just kidding we all love you

just to prove it to you ive set up a series of welcome backs

 

 

 

*sexy voice*

goon, your back for more 'excitement'?

 

 

 

*pirate voice*

YAHARG!!!! YEES BE BACK FROM THE DAVY JONES LOCKER! DID YEES BRING ANY TREASURES OF WHAT THEY SPEAK OF IN THERE?

 

 

 

 

*goon sees the light*

oh god the last miner made it out!!!! its been a weeks since the mine collapsed!! i cant beleive you still made it out!!!!

 

 

 

*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

 

the end

 

^What in the [bleep].

 

Nub.

Bite me.

 

*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

 

the end

 

Dude, what?

 

*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

 

the end

 

 

 

Good lord Pepsi...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

THAT IS JAWSOME

 

 

*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

 

the end

 

Dude, what?

 

*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

 

the end

 

Dude, what?

The overload of epic, i know.

idk it just came to my mind

OK?

K.

I need sleep now, but tomorrow, thats going in the siggy under "The Battle of Goon"

Can I at least rewrite it so it's legible?

 

Or better yet, make Halo do it?

Or better yet, make Halo do it?

 

 

And whats this with me hiding away from the Russians!?

MY BODY IS ALWAYS READY FOR WW3!

Hail to the king, baby.

*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

the end

I have a helicopter? That blows up tanks? HELLYES

 

Aside from that, this is the most epic win since the Cautionary Tale of Manga Edits.

god damn i dont want to rewrite it

i was just kinda laying it out on there

but i shall try

And please be accurate.

 

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halo, your gunna still runaway because your body isnt ready

halo, your gunna still runaway because your body isnt ready