Tesset Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Grand. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Quite. Tis a Danny Boyle film, there has yet to be one that has disappointed me.But alas, I have no efficient mode of transportation to the nearest cinema.Rather disheartening. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 It's called a bike. Get off your ass Halo. Jeez. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Tyler. Its 35 miles away... I'm not that dedicated.Oh look. 10,000 posts.insert video here "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Nub. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Joly goodness and hapiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 H2PM get 10k posts Goon returns, today is a day of maximum win God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 yay... goons back.......HONESTLY WHO GIVES A [bleep]?!?!?!?!? nah im just kidding we all love youjust to prove it to you ive set up a series of welcome backs *sexy voice*goon, your back for more 'excitement'? *pirate voice*YAHARG!!!! YEES BE BACK FROM THE DAVY JONES LOCKER! DID YEES BRING ANY TREASURES OF WHAT THEY SPEAK OF IN THERE? *goon sees the light*oh god the last miner made it out!!!! its been a weeks since the mine collapsed!! i cant beleive you still made it out!!!! *goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that* the end The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 ^What in the [bleep]. Nub.Bite me. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 *goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that* the end Dude, what? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 *goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that* the end Good lord Pepsi... ... THAT IS JAWSOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 *goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that* the end Dude, what? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 *goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that* the end Dude, what?The overload of epic, i know. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 idk it just came to my mindOK? The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 K. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I need sleep now, but tomorrow, thats going in the siggy under "The Battle of Goon" God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Can I at least rewrite it so it's legible? Or better yet, make Halo do it? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Or better yet, make Halo do it? And whats this with me hiding away from the Russians!?MY BODY IS ALWAYS READY FOR WW3! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Hail to the king, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 *goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*the endI have a helicopter? That blows up tanks? HELLYES Aside from that, this is the most epic win since the Cautionary Tale of Manga Edits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 god damn i dont want to rewrite iti was just kinda laying it out on therebut i shall try The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 And please be accurate. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 0:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 halo, your gunna still runaway because your body isnt ready The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 halo, your gunna still runaway because your body isnt ready "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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