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Okay, so, yeah. I was in redneckery 101 yesterday and we were working on these little car things. I was hot gluing a part. I put the hot glue gun down. The guns take like 3 or 4 minutes to heat up, so it's kind of a pain to get a new one out. When I put the gun down, another student asked me if he could use it. I was all like "Okay". He started gluing a big stack of plywood together (I don't know either...) and somehow managed to accidentally touch the glue while it was still hot. (If you've never used hot glue, it's pretty much like this. For about .3 seconds after it comes out of the gun, it's magma. After that, it's just pretty warm. After about a total of 10 seconds, it's dry and fine to touch.) I've touched hot glue many times when it was in the warm stage. After he touched it, he was all like "Ahhhhhhhh", but it was really monotone and [cabbage], so I thought he was trying to be funny or something. Being the genius that I am, I took the gun after he put it down and dropped a big glob on my middle finger. It went a little something like this:

 

Second .001 - Yeah, okay, this kid was just being a [bleep]

Second .002 - Okay, well, yeah, I should probably take this glue off my finger now. Oh, wait, it's still wet. I should probably let it harden first. Wait a minute... Now that I think about it, the glue doesn't even feel war-

Second .003 - HOLY [bleep]ING [cabbage] THIS MOTHER [bleep]ING PIECE OF [bleep] IS A LITTLE [bleep]ING ASLKDGHASILEIOWSJIFJSAKLFJASLDKFJASKLJFASKLDJK

 

At this point, I was in a lot of pain. I reflexively bent over in my chair and waited for the glue to dry. As soon as I could, I peeled it off. I looked at my finger and it was red. "Oh, my finger is just a little warm from the glue... Wait. Warmth doesn't drip off my finger." At this point, I was like "Oh [cabbage]." My finger was bleeding and I was in a [cabbage] load of pain again. Being the little [bleep] I am, I just asked the teacher for a bandage and went the rest of the day in intense pain without doing anything other than stopping the bleeding.

 

That's why Abc is missing 1/10 of the skin on his left middle finger.

 

pics or it didn't happen

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It's still covered. A picture of my finger with a band-aid brand bandage doesn't prove anything anyway.

 

take off the bandage, snap a picture. put the bandage on back. if necessary secure it with duct tape.

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It doesn't hurt now. I don't want to change that

 

then it didn't happen.

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You've said you're female

 

I don't mind if you think I have a penis.... <3:

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Penises are cool.

 

I know :ohnoes:

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yes yes.. I want a penis too... lets go out and buy some....

what

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what

 

*holds abc's arm and looks at pepsi*

 

yo pepsi..

 

give us your penis.

 

*holds up knife*

what

THAT. IS. MY. LINE.

*steadily advances on pepsi..*

 

*licks her lips as pepsi quivers in fear.*

 

*abc sees stork and pulls his arm out of my grip, then moves towards stork as well*

 

*pepsi runs away*

 

*abc pulls stork in an embrace and says* Yesssss my preciousssss.

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My mother always refused to give me a brother.

what

 

*holds abc's arm and looks at pepsi*

 

yo pepsi..

 

give us your penis.

 

*holds up knife*

NO

*pulls out pistol*

getaway from me!

 

what

THAT. IS. MY. LINE.

well i stole it

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Do that again and I'll get pepsi to molest you.

YAA!

wait

what

oh god no