Morning.

 

Sounds like someone is pregnant.

Which reminds me.

How's the baby?

Brilliant! In order to fight the effects of tiredness you need a crying baby.

I'll say, and dealing with a pregnant clone. Man if that doesn't keep you up, I don't know what will.

who's pregnant?

 

Nobody.

dax i blame you for getting me sick

need suggestions for what to make a stone statue of.

 

possibly dragon head?

a dragon anda giant butterfly fighting

i want it to be fairly simple...

a cow

Well, this is more annoying than it should be.

i have created a dirt mold of my dragon. well more a model than a mold, I'm just going to replace each dirt thingy with stone.

FUUUUUUU-

 

EDIT: I give up. [bleep] Bully. I'll set up the damn PS2.

So far.

Input needed.

1. Does the cloth for teeth look good? Should it be toothless?

2. Should i make it breathing fire?

3. Should i make the horns out of stone, or should I make them out of something else. (snow perhaps?)(The dirt on the sides are the horns)

and i think thats about it. Oh the hole in the bottom left is so i can get in and place the fire and such if need be, it will be fixed later

Looks like a ram head.

@Dax

Why are you mad?

Looks like a ram head.

@Dax

Why are you mad?

i considered that but a dragon without horns likes kinda lame in my opinion.

I'm mad because whatever I try, Bully never works, and when it does work, it crashes every ten minutes.

[bleep] Bully altogether.

 

My PS2 copy is only slightly dodgier than the PC one. Less rage inducing, as I don't have to restart a computer each time it [bleep]s up.

maybe they should call it Trolly.

[bleep] Bully altogether.

 

My PS2 copy is only slightly dodgier than the PC one. Less rage inducing, as I don't have to restart a computer each time it [bleep]s up.

Ah! The computer! Der humpink...

*places bow on Dax's computer*

The PC port was always a piece of [cabbage], so they released a patch, that does, surprise, surprise. Nothing.

 

[bleep] it.

 

[/rage]

They are amongst us.

 

I knew they would come after me...

 

I Knew their devices. Their depraved methods! Creatures wearing human skins as we wear clothes - to cover their hideousness from our eyes! So they might consort insidiously with our species, infiltrating, manipulating, playing us against each other. DAMN OUR EYES!!! WE ARE BLIND TO THEM!!!! But I knew...

 

Oh yes - I knew. I knew they were there. One has to be careful...

 

The devils inside the servant's skulls were trying to kill me! They plotted behind doors locked and barred and planned the downfall of the human race! I took care of the ones around me... Stopped their plans. One must separate their heads from their bodies. And yes! Fire is the key to purge their souls from this earth... sending them whimpering to their masters in the beyond!

 

There are others, I'm sure... out there... manipulating us... secreting madness inside our very heads, while our souls are pushed into the corner's of our skulls, watching as our hands do tasks that we have no control over. Oh horrible... horrible... things... WE MUST PURGE THEM FROM OUR MIDST!! Kill them all!! CUT THEM! BURN THEM!!!! It's the only way...

 

I know...

 

I've done it...

 

It... works...

*stops rocking*

*slowly turns to Napalm.*

Shut the [bleep] up Napalm...

*continues rocking in rocking chair*

HOW??? HOW CAN I SHUT UP?? They are so close their stench fills the air! You can smell them, I tell you!! Somewhere between the spice of vanilla and the bitter sweetness of pustulent rot! Those creatures inhabit the bodies of men and women... exorcising the human soul and replacing it with their own putrid spirits.

 

But they couldn't fool me... No, not at all! I could smell them, you see... They were all around me... Dear god! All around! I knew what I had to do... They had to go. By blade and bullet I had to get rid of them!

 

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!! Dear god, I had to do it... had to...

 

You believe me, don't you?

 

Don't you?

*writes down in diary.*

Watch out for Napalm.

he must be seeing furries.