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Why are you doing this in all of your posts...?

i'll be honest here.... whenever a guy seemed like he was only into my pants i friended him.

 

i must have the worst luck with guys... one guy wanted me as his gf. confessed. i told him i was a bit confused and unsure of my feelings. asked him to wait. one week later he has a 14 year gf... we were eighteen.

 

i decided that maybe i should just jump in the ship next time. ended up with a bf who didn't like me being smarter than him... and who couldn't spell, and who thought pulling out was a reliable form of birth control.

 

i'm being really cautious about who i let near me... and i don't give a [bleep] if he's really my soul mate or whatever. i believe that [cabbage] is a bunch of crack and i'll just pick a guy who i think i'll enkoy being friends with when we're too old for sex.

 

especially since i can have sex with someone i don't love... etc. i'm fed up of all the lies harlequin romance novels have fed me.

 

i just don't give a [cabbage] any;more about growing old and dieing alone.

@wits: you have the perfect attitude now to find someone decent. It's like that one saying, 'those who are tired of searching for something always get an abundance of it'. Don't give a crap about dating for a few more months, and chances are you'll have a good relationship...

Wits, you'll find love someday.

Meh, Im happy the way things are for me. I really dont need anything to "fill a void" or what have you.

i've been focusing on my online friendships.

 

and getting fat helped alienate all the rl asinine douchebags who just wanted my body.

 

i'm at a good point in my life now... slowly losing the weight... and i has facebook pic of horrors to scare away guys.

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Well, wits, you have a smart mind, and a '[bleep] factor'. Combine those 2, and you either get tom cruise, and/or an interesting combo that most guys look for...

Lol.

Tom Cruise.

i don't want a guy smarter than me. he'll say something when i has pms, and i'll commit murder.

 

i don't want a guy dumber than me cause i'll commit murder.

 

 

i don't want a guy just as smart as me cause then i'll be bored.

 

my solution is to find a guy a littler smarter or just as smart as me, but he's into different things than me.. so i can stare at him in open mouthed fascination and think he's smart which is a turn on.

 

and i want a guy tolerant enough to let me do anything i want.

 

i also hate it when you guys talk about getting a girl just for the tail.. but i also realise that not everyone thinks the way i do... so whenever i exhibit my disapproval, it's because that i don't agree with what you guys are doing... but i don't think i should interfere because i feel that if the girl feels the same way i do, that she won't fall into your trap.

i also hate it when you guys talk about getting a girl just for the tail.. but i also realise that not everyone thinks the way i do... so whenever i exhibit my disapproval, it's because that i don't agree with what you guys are doing... but i don't think i should interfere because i feel that if the girl feels the same way i do, that she won't fall into your trap.

When i feel it's worth my time to go for more than tail i will.

»«...wits, you sound exactly like my fiance when I first met her...minus the hatred for her roomate (apparently she had a dead spider collection or something)

@ownage i completely support you in your quest for only tail.. since you want to join the navy/army and you might die... and i don't think it's nice to lead a girl on.

 

@fsk don't worry... i'm not your fiance. i don't like contracts like that.. or diamonds.. or money. if you click on my sig you'll find further proof i'm a cat lady and not actual fiance material.

Did you know that a cat's purring is a sort of healing frequency, aiding in the mending of bones?

 

Proximity to cat women is, infact, good for your health.

i don't want you as a bf. *runs away*

Lol.

 

Anyways, I left the knives I bought for that girl stuck between the doorknob and doorframe of her house, she unfortunately wasn't home and evidently has no mailbox.

i see... she live with her parents?

»«...well, at least being the cat lady has 1 good benefit: you'll literally be able to hear hundreds of male things go 'meow' without ever worrying about there being an ugly white guy behind you (ie: anyone in the h&a threads)

i only got one cat and she isn't very cuddly!

Daw.

I like stumbleupon.

Wits, I'm only 14. If she didn't live with her parents it would be very, very sad.

Oh god you're 14?

oh god he's 14?

Oh god, she only has 1 cat?!??!