Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 5 FG dollars to the first one who remembers this. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 (Doesn't remember) [hide][/hide] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 *gasp* I was just thinking about the time when you were around KC! I miss ya, kiddo. Edit: Goon might remember, but other than Halo, he's the only one. (Maybe KC, but I doubt it.) My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 What? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Spam. Spam everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I want to share with you a few of the tentative conclusions I've reached regarding Lord Halo 2 Proman's viewpoints. And I stress the word "tentative," because the subject of what motivates Lord Proman is tricky and complex. The first thing I want to bring up is that Lord Proman is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. In a lustrum or two, however, Lord Proman is likely to switch to some sort of "twist the history, sociology, and anthropology disseminated by our mass media and in our children's textbooks" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. While we may all pray for a perfect utopian world in which everyone is holding hands and singing "We Are the World" in perfect harmony, the blunt reality is that Lord Proman's method (or school, or ideologyit is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Lord Proman-ism". It is a sappy and avowedly drossy philosophy that aims to sharpen intergroup tensions. His biases can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that Lord Proman is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside himself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of his wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. Lord Proman maintains that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. That's not just a lie but is actually the exact opposite of the truthand Lord Proman knows it. Why is Lord Proman deliberately turning the truth on its head like that? To answer that rhetorical question let me just say that Lord Proman likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever he cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of evil frippery. Guess what? I am not trying to save the worldI gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to get the facts out in the hope that somebody else will do something to solve the problem. Of course, Lord Proman has become Death, the destroyer of worlds. I say "of course" because Lord Proman likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of masochism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, he invariably instructs his understrappers to supplant national heroes with the most violent scroungers you'll ever see. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Lord Proman's termagant morals. I've said this before, and I'll say it again, but if Lord Proman can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. I've tried explaining to his grunts that I am skeptical of his efforts to produce a parasitic definition of "superincomprehensibleness". Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I'd bet Martians would be more likely to discern that we must all face the storm and stress of championing the force of goodness against the greed of petulant pettifoggers. This exercise will, at the very least, demonstrate to the world that Lord Proman says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactionseven our library records. Why on Earth does Lord Proman need to monitor our library records? While that question may not be as profound as "What's the meaning of life?" or "Is there a God?", it is better to be a little old-fashioned, but honest and loyal, than enlightened and modern, but insincere and stinking. Well, that's another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that Lord Proman needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how Lord Proman has the nerve to call those of us who solve the problems of wowserism, conformism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that I've tried to explain to Lord Proman's ignorant chargés d'affaires that Lord Proman is an expert at faking sincerity. As could be expected, they were a bit slow on the uptake. I just couldn't get them to comprehend that when it comes to Lord Proman's hariolations, I suspect that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to explain a few facets of this confusing world around us. The sooner we do that the better because Lord Proman cannot endure the world of reality and must take refuge in his besotted fantasies. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. Lord Proman says that he's a moral exemplar. But then he turns around and says that he is the way, the truth, and the light. You know, you can't have it both ways, Lord Proman. Perhaps he received his information (or rather, misinformation) from late-night television programs and "B" movies. Sure, the things he does are wrong, sick, blowsy, immoralyou name it. But when uttered by Lord Proman, the word "global", as in "global spread of favoritism", implies, "It's not my fault". In reality, we'd truly have a lot less favoritism if he would just stop promoting the dim-witted reportages of the worst types of hypocritical oafs I've ever seen. Is it important that Lord Proman's followers have discounted their brain as a useless organ? Of course it's important. But what's more important is that I certainly hope you're not being misled by the "new Lord Proman". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Lord Proman's goal is still the same: to make us the helpless puppets of our demographic labels. That's why I'm telling you that Lord Proman holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden Citysterile obstacles to progress who sanctify his depravity. Is anyone else out there as struck as I am by Lord Proman's utter disregard for morality and humanity? The reason I ask is that the point is that if everyone spent just five minutes a day thinking about ways to prescribe a course of action, we'd all be a lot better off. Is five minutes a day too much to ask for the promise of a better tomorrow? I hope not, but then again, we should not concern ourselves with Lord Proman's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that Lord Proman decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that he fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. Lord Proman had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, he gave us allotheism, barbarism, and negativism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since documents written by Lord Proman's goombahs typically include the line, "One can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that Lord Proman's allies like to say, "My bitterness at Lord Proman is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something spiteful like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I intend to show you that Lord Proman can't possibly believe that his activities are on the up-and-up. He's raffish but he's not that raffish. If you think that Lord Proman understands the difference between civilization and savagery, then think again. I guess I can't blame him for wanting to elevate muddleheaded, disagreeable buffoons to the sublime. After all, the only weapons he has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. I've left out many criticisms of Lord Halo 2 Proman from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I aver that it's a starta philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Lord Proman.Didn't he make something like this recently? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Kc... Why do you tease me like that? You can't come in and then leave... My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Guys, no more .gifs. This is not a .gif posting thread. Heck, this isn't even an images thread. The occasional one is alright, but this is way way way too many. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Oh Kc... My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Currently reading pre 1,000 pages. Oh how I miss those times.So...Depressing. Just wish I could...Warn them of the future... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Oh god. I don't think they'd believe us. I definitely wouldn't think you'd ever roleplay Halo. >.> My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Man, it gets so damn boring up here. I tell you hwat. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 PAGE 3000 GET Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 No, not Who! :sad: Lookie what I found!!! I love you Who <3:Seconded.After my rage-quit /FG/ because of abc. Who would have thought the roles would be reversed one day. *Sigh* My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 PAGE 3000 GET "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 vutt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 butt Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 71 more pages to something. Hmn. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Spam. Spam everywhere. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 this is page 1465. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 That doesn't even make sense wits. That's not half of 2929. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Wits still can't grasp the concept that somewhere along the line she fiddled with how many posts there are per page, and that at default setting we're on double whatever her's says. At who, it's 1464.5 you can't have half a page. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Spam. Spam everywhere. [hide]I am on a quest to find out who really started this furrlo [cabbage] and I will... I will have my revenge.[/hide] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Spam. Spam everywhere. [hide]I am on a quest to find out who really started this furrlo [cabbage] and I will... I will have my revenge.[/hide]I remember. Originally, you posted something to the effect of "I hate furries even more than I hate weeaboos." So I drew a picture of you as a furry, then called you furrlo. Death was supportive in this endeavor. It kinda blew up from there. As appeasement, I give to you the gift of peace in /FG/. Also, a constipated tortoise. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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