Walk was good. Dinner was lasagna. Excellent.

I love lasagne.

I'd lose all respect for you if you didn't.

I should spam to get ahead of Wits.

Do it then.

I would, but then I'd have to double. It'll happen when it's ready.

lol

so i had this dream where my cat triedfitting herself into boxes and could talk, and i yelled at her when she jumped into a box and closed the lid, and the box had no air holes...

i think it's because i yelled at her and smacked her ears and whiskers till she hissed yesterday...

i had a good reason for doing that.... see... we bought some pansies, and recently transplanted them. we're keeping them in the kitchen on top of some cardboard.

miss kitty, however, saw it as a delicious buffet. and nibbled herself sick. then she threw up on the carpet in black vomit. white carpet btw.

now... my mommy told me to hit the naughty kitty... and i agreed that kitty should be hit because she can't do things like this without facing the consequences.

I am of course, not jealous of kitty. Why would I be jealous of something that gets to sleep all day and eat whenever she likes?

so yesterday I smacked her ears and whiskers while telling her she was a bad kitty. she finally hissed twice at me and I let her go. Not because I was scared... of course not.. but because when you love something, you should let it go. Kitty Halo knows this best, and has implemented it in his day to day life.

I did not feel bad, when after I smacked kitty, she played with me later on in the day.. but I suppose my dreams show that my subconscious still feels bad. does this make me more human?

She's just so cute though... I bet that the only reason holding her back from taking over the world is her fright of the vacuum cleaner.

like yesterday, when I was cleaning, I took out the vacuum, and as soon as she saw it.. she stealthily ran out of the room and stayed on the steps until I was finished.

Sometimes when I step on her tail on purpose, she doesn't notice.. other times she'll give a little miaw of dissatisfaction. but should I step on her tail by accident... oh god I'm killing her and everyone has to know how cruel I am.

she recently "learned" how to watch tv. ever since she saw that squirrels gone wild video.. she;s been paying more attention to the tv in case the squirrels come on again!

and of course she doesn;t know that I am responsible for the squirrels... of course not. if she did she might think I'm a squirrel spy!

it's strange... when I was younger, because I held a cat in my arms for too long, it peed on me. Kitty has only actually peed on me a few times...

It is my belief, that my sister is jealous of me because the cat has never trusted her enough to pee on her. I know this because she sometimes talks to my other sister, and they agreed that kitty would only pee on someone she trusts.

I'm not really sure I want to be trusted by kitty. she's evil! the only good thing about her is that she's too cute... other than that.. every other aspect of her personality is bad.

for example she enjoys it when I get into trouble... like if I pet her.. or trouble her fur, and someone else is holding her, she'll complain... and the person holding her will yell at me.. and then she'll just... snuggle into their arms...