And that's why australia is kind of a sucky place to live. I imagine the people there have to walk around in suits of armour just so they don't get slain on the way to school.

NON-AUSTRALIAN REPORTING IN

Good, I was just thinking... "you know what this thread could use? some terrible music"... so its good that you came

I jest of course. Your music is alright. All music is. I just don't like it.

I lol when you post it though. Because everyone else gets pissy.

BLARGH! YOU POST MUSIC I DISLIKE!

(that's what they sound like)

I bet they've spent a longer amount of time complaining about the music you post, than listening to it.

Like how people have spent millions of man-hours lampooning Friday. That's a funny story. Because that song would have... should have... been just another forgettable song from some random nobody. But because everyone hated it so much, and couldn't shut up about it, they made the song, and Rebecca Black, known the world over.

I'm rooting for Black at this point. Because its so funny. I bet she gets a movie deal or something out of this. Because there really is no such thing as bad publicity

Dunno if you heard about this, but Miley Cyrus said, about Black, that "it should be harder to be a rock star". And I agree. Miley is a very good example at someone working hard to be a rock-star. Do you have any idea how hard it is to have a famous dad to buy your way into super stardom? I respect her for doing it the hard way.

God damn.

Hatin on Australia?

Like this. This is the hard way to post. I am taking no shortcuts

lolwat

[cabbage], man. I had a thing going.

lol. Dax. Your gf's parents told her to invite you up since she's alone for the night.

 

YOU'RE IN.

ben, I am relying on you to be my eyes and ears. I want every bit of information you can give me about Dax's gf. Can you do that? Don't forget, you owe me.

And what would you do with said information?

Did I ask you what YOU would do with Portal? No. So you should return the favor. Yes?

:unsure:

Ok.

She's pretty cool. Likes Dax a lot. Reads a heap. Plays games a bit. Overuses the word 'awesome'. Hates jellyfish.

This is all very useful information. Especially that last part. Thank you.

:unsure:

Glad to be of service.

You shouldn't worry so much, Ben.

Waiting to see Dax's reaction though. Since I told such personal stuff.

Let me worry about Dax. You just keep up the good work... buddy.