OH [bleep] DAX IS HERE NOW

Well, [cabbage]. Now that aussies are about, I've no hope of getting a full page. Sigh. One day I shall, though. One day.... I shall

I see he is reading through my spam. And hopefully watching that lovely video I posted

I say hopefully, because that would by me a few minutes of time with which to spam.

I noticed that dax showed up the second last to know left, and that last to know returned the second dax left. This is highly suspect

Not that I am implying dax is being sneaky.

Not that I am implying dax is being sneaky.

Every time ajax.googleapis.com takes more than a second to load on the way to the "wait 45 seconds" board message, when I hit back, my post data is erased. When ajax.googleapis.com loads in under a second, my post data is saved. clearly google is responsible for my spam being occasionally lost

So, now a guest is browsing... Interesting. My spam is entertaining to these people

Just me now. I guess it wasn't.

I just threw a wadded up Klondike wrapper at my fan. One of the blades struck it and sent it right back at my face. Luckily my ninja skills kicked in and I dodged it like in the Matrix.

GO AWAY DAX I'M NOT DONE YET!

Not that I was particularly close to a spampageget.

And again, not that anyone would be impressed if I got one

Looks like my last to know is Dax theory has been disproven. For lo, they have been photographed in the same place at the same time

And now the guest is back. Who is this mysterious guest?! And why has dax not posted yet? Because he's going to wait until the last post on this page

Right.

Yes dax, I know your game. And its a pretty stupid game. Not as bad as Bioshock 2, though.

I take solace in the fact that I have successfully filled an entire page with spam in the mobile skin.

its a pretty hollow victory, but a victory nonetheless

I'm starting to watch many movies. I have some 200GB of movies to watch.

Well I'm going to sleep. Dax or someone, don't let psycho get a full page pl0x. :shades:

I'll stop it.

well well well