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She wasn't even attractive.

*snatches wallet back*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*throws peel at Pepsi as he's climbing on top of the fridge and watches him stumble back down to the kitchen floor*

NO!

NOW GET TO BED SEANY!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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It'd probably be easy to do, if you take the long run approach and just start teaching both in schools. 20 years later you have a generation of people who are capable of understanding both, then you make the change. [bleep] the old people, anyway.

 

Oh, as for that, I hadn't considered it.

 

But textbooks get updated all of the time, and on State-tier money, I don't suppose it would make a dent on the US economy. Although it would probably be considered a meaningless expense.

 

Two possible things happening if we change systems:

1.Huge ass riot.

2.Civil war.

Not saying it will happen, but I know for sure some 'pure blood Americans' will get pissy.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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I WASN'T GOING TO SLEEP GOD DAMMIT.

[bleep] Y'ALL I'M GOING TO BED FO' REAL NAO!!!!

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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God dammit.

Such ungrateful children.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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YOU ARE THE WORST FATHA EVAR!!!!!!!

MY BALLS ITCH EVERY TIME YOU TALK.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME AND PEPSI! I WISH I WAS A PEACOCK SO I COULD FLY AWAY!

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

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I WISH I WAS A HOOKER WITH A PIMP.

I'M PRETTY SURE HE WOULD TREAT ME BETTER

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

Maybe, but it's surely messed up their sister.

Poor kid.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

Or maybe it was you telling me that if I used my birthday money to buy a bottle of Booze for the Booze fairy and I put it under your pillow she'd bring me a puppy.

 

Worst. Mother. Ever.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You made that up and both Napalm and I know that.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

Or maybe it was you telling me that if I used my birthday money to buy a bottle of Booze for the Booze fairy and I put it under your pillow she'd bring me a puppy.

 

Worst. Mother. Ever.

 

How dare you speak back to me??

 

YOUNG MAN, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T LEAVE IN 3 MONTHS!

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[bleep] YOU MOM!

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Will you keep it down!? Your sister is trying to sleep. And you know what happens when he doesn't get his beauty sleep.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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That? what's that?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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[bleep] YOU DAD.

I CAN'T [bleep]ING EVEN SLEEP WITH YOU AND MOM MAKING ALL THOSE GAY ASS GRUNT SEX NOISES.

GOD THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOO [bleep]ING ANNOYING, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GAG MYSELF WITH A KNIFE.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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*walks in*

Oh hey guys whats goin-

 

Oh.

Ohh. Oh god.

Oh.

Good night.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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