She wasn't even attractive.

*snatches wallet back*

GOD DAMMIT! *grabs banana peel*

*runs off in the same direction as Seany*

 

I was saving those banana peels!

*throws peel at Pepsi as he's climbing on top of the fridge and watches him stumble back down to the kitchen floor*

NO!

NOW GET TO BED SEANY!

It'd probably be easy to do, if you take the long run approach and just start teaching both in schools. 20 years later you have a generation of people who are capable of understanding both, then you make the change. [bleep] the old people, anyway.

 

Oh, as for that, I hadn't considered it.

 

But textbooks get updated all of the time, and on State-tier money, I don't suppose it would make a dent on the US economy. Although it would probably be considered a meaningless expense.

 

Two possible things happening if we change systems:

1.Huge ass riot.

2.Civil war.

Not saying it will happen, but I know for sure some 'pure blood Americans' will get pissy.

 

GOD NO NOT THE BANANA PEEL!

I WASN'T GOING TO SLEEP GOD DAMMIT.

[bleep] Y'ALL I'M GOING TO BED FO' REAL NAO!!!!

God dammit.

Such ungrateful children.

[bleep] YOU DAD!

You guys and your shenanigans.

Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

YOU ARE THE WORST FATHA EVAR!!!!!!!

MY BALLS ITCH EVERY TIME YOU TALK.

YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME AND PEPSI! I WISH I WAS A PEACOCK SO I COULD FLY AWAY!

Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

I WISH I WAS A HOOKER WITH A PIMP.

I'M PRETTY SURE HE WOULD TREAT ME BETTER

Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

Maybe, but it's surely messed up their sister.

Poor kid.

Or maybe it's because we adopted pepsi. Honestly, I don't have a clue.

Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

Or maybe it was you telling me that if I used my birthday money to buy a bottle of Booze for the Booze fairy and I put it under your pillow she'd bring me a puppy.

 

Worst. Mother. Ever.

You made that up and both Napalm and I know that.

Napalm, why are our children so ungrateful?

I don't know, honey. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried to abort them. Do you think that had an impact on their personalities?

Or maybe it was you telling me that if I used my birthday money to buy a bottle of Booze for the Booze fairy and I put it under your pillow she'd bring me a puppy.

 

Worst. Mother. Ever.

 

How dare you speak back to me??

 

YOUNG MAN, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T LEAVE IN 3 MONTHS!

[bleep] YOU MOM!

Will you keep it down!? Your sister is trying to sleep. And you know what happens when he doesn't get his beauty sleep.

It can't be helped.

 

I guess we'll have to use "that".

That? what's that?

[bleep] YOU DAD.

I CAN'T [bleep]ING EVEN SLEEP WITH YOU AND MOM MAKING ALL THOSE GAY ASS GRUNT SEX NOISES.

GOD THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOO [bleep]ING ANNOYING, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GAG MYSELF WITH A KNIFE.

*walks in*

Oh hey guys whats goin-

 

Oh.

Ohh. Oh god.

Oh.

Good night.