i'd ruin both their lives

 

-doesn't have any rl friends left-

I assume you mean Cyndi and her boyfriend, not Cyndi and Emily... anyways... it sounds ilke they're doing a good job of ruining their own lives. Well... actually... cyndi's bf is ruining cyndis' life, because it sure doesn't sound like he is as emotionally invested in the relationship as she is.

It does sound like a typical middle/early high school relationship.

she's infatuated and once that wears off... they'll either have a messy traumatic breakup, or they'll get married out of convenience.

i wanna get married~!!!

Sorry, I'm taken

Sorry, I'm taken

 

-grabs robot and marries him-

 

<_<

Eh i could do worse

http://www.love-your-boyfriend.com/homemade-boyfriend-gift-ideas.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

as my new husband.. robot you are hereby required to:

1. cook all my meals.

2. make a documentary movie about our life and love for each other.

3. give me a homemade coupon book with personalized coupons from you to have sex with you whenever i want. even if you aren't in the mood.

4. make me cookies

 

 

 

:shock:

 

 

start doing it now.

1. Your first meal is a bottle of water and an apple

 

2. I remember when silva and I got married... it was 8 minutes ago

 

3. Good for 1 bean flicking

 

4. -throws her a bag of Famous Amos-

-bites the hand that feeds her-

hmmm... i'm willing to take that as a compliment. You like my cooking so much that you went into a flavor induced craze that resulted in you temporarily forgetting what is and is not food

-accidentally bites his finger off-

I'm less apt to shrug that off

-snuggles her head in his lap while he looks horrifed at his bitten off and bleeding finger stump-

-gets blood all over her, making her look horrifying-

-licks the blood up delightedly-

-sneaks away while she's being horrifying-

-grabs onto his pants and is dragged away as he sneaks away-

-runs through a cactus patch-

-is left behind holding his shredded pants-

-runs gaily through the cactus patch-

WTF WITH THIS ROLEPLAYING SHIT

miaw?

I was doing my impresison of /fg/ in 6 hours