Last one to post wins

[Tesset]

No napalm, Goon's the oldest.

[Abc1230]

:arrow:

[Napalm]

No napalm, Goon's the oldest.

 

Ah, just by a couple of months. So there are 3 people from '92 here. Cool.

[Tesset]

Wits might be older as well. I know she's moved out.

[H2PM]

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away halo2proman wakes up, and stumbles to his computer...

Two hours later...

[Tesset]

Why don't I remember that post...

[Nexaduro]

Why do I remember that post? :unsure:

 

Anyways, Tavern's dead today. I'm assuming it's from sugar hangovers. Possibly an actual hangover, for Nero.

[Jehosaphat]

Tavern's been sorta quiet for a week or so for me. Mostly because Ross hasn't done many Dungeoneering sessions, I'm not interested in the new Hegemony, and Archi has a tendency to start Space before I'm awake (and since when I'm late to Space sessions, I usually spend half the session standing there going "WHAT IN HELL IS GOING ON?!?"...)

 

More on-topic, this place needs moar poast.

[Tesset]

I want to share with you a few of the tentative conclusions I've reached regarding Lord Halo 2 Proman's viewpoints. And I stress the word "tentative," because the subject of what motivates Lord Proman is tricky and complex. The first thing I want to bring up is that Lord Proman is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. In a lustrum or two, however, Lord Proman is likely to switch to some sort of "twist the history, sociology, and anthropology disseminated by our mass media and in our children's textbooks" approach to draw our attention away from such facts.

 

While we may all pray for a perfect utopian world in which everyone is holding hands and singing "We Are the World" in perfect harmony, the blunt reality is that Lord Proman's method (or school, or ideologyit is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Lord Proman-ism". It is a sappy and avowedly drossy philosophy that aims to sharpen intergroup tensions. His biases can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that Lord Proman is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside himself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of his wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees.

 

Lord Proman maintains that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. That's not just a lie but is actually the exact opposite of the truthand Lord Proman knows it. Why is Lord Proman deliberately turning the truth on its head like that? To answer that rhetorical question let me just say that Lord Proman likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever he cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of evil frippery. Guess what? I am not trying to save the worldI gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to get the facts out in the hope that somebody else will do something to solve the problem.

 

Of course, Lord Proman has become Death, the destroyer of worlds. I say "of course" because Lord Proman likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of masochism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, he invariably instructs his understrappers to supplant national heroes with the most violent scroungers you'll ever see. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Lord Proman's termagant morals.

 

I've said this before, and I'll say it again, but if Lord Proman can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. I've tried explaining to his grunts that I am skeptical of his efforts to produce a parasitic definition of "superincomprehensibleness". Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I'd bet Martians would be more likely to discern that we must all face the storm and stress of championing the force of goodness against the greed of petulant pettifoggers. This exercise will, at the very least, demonstrate to the world that Lord Proman says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactionseven our library records. Why on Earth does Lord Proman need to monitor our library records? While that question may not be as profound as "What's the meaning of life?" or "Is there a God?", it is better to be a little old-fashioned, but honest and loyal, than enlightened and modern, but insincere and stinking. Well, that's another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that Lord Proman needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how Lord Proman has the nerve to call those of us who solve the problems of wowserism, conformism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that I've tried to explain to Lord Proman's ignorant chargés d'affaires that Lord Proman is an expert at faking sincerity. As could be expected, they were a bit slow on the uptake. I just couldn't get them to comprehend that when it comes to Lord Proman's hariolations, I suspect that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to explain a few facets of this confusing world around us. The sooner we do that the better because Lord Proman cannot endure the world of reality and must take refuge in his besotted fantasies. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation.

 

Lord Proman says that he's a moral exemplar. But then he turns around and says that he is the way, the truth, and the light. You know, you can't have it both ways, Lord Proman. Perhaps he received his information (or rather, misinformation) from late-night television programs and "B" movies. Sure, the things he does are wrong, sick, blowsy, immoralyou name it. But when uttered by Lord Proman, the word "global", as in "global spread of favoritism", implies, "It's not my fault". In reality, we'd truly have a lot less favoritism if he would just stop promoting the dim-witted reportages of the worst types of hypocritical oafs I've ever seen.

 

Is it important that Lord Proman's followers have discounted their brain as a useless organ? Of course it's important. But what's more important is that I certainly hope you're not being misled by the "new Lord Proman". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Lord Proman's goal is still the same: to make us the helpless puppets of our demographic labels. That's why I'm telling you that Lord Proman holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden Citysterile obstacles to progress who sanctify his depravity.

 

Is anyone else out there as struck as I am by Lord Proman's utter disregard for morality and humanity? The reason I ask is that the point is that if everyone spent just five minutes a day thinking about ways to prescribe a course of action, we'd all be a lot better off. Is five minutes a day too much to ask for the promise of a better tomorrow? I hope not, but then again, we should not concern ourselves with Lord Proman's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that Lord Proman decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that he fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility.

 

Lord Proman had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, he gave us allotheism, barbarism, and negativism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since documents written by Lord Proman's goombahs typically include the line, "One can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that Lord Proman's allies like to say, "My bitterness at Lord Proman is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something spiteful like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I intend to show you that Lord Proman can't possibly believe that his activities are on the up-and-up. He's raffish but he's not that raffish.

 

If you think that Lord Proman understands the difference between civilization and savagery, then think again. I guess I can't blame him for wanting to elevate muddleheaded, disagreeable buffoons to the sublime. After all, the only weapons he has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. I've left out many criticisms of Lord Halo 2 Proman from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I aver that it's a starta philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Lord Proman.

[SeanyTheSailor]

Needs moar Halo or Goon.

[H2PM]

I want to share with you a few of the tentative conclusions I've reached regarding Lord Halo 2 Proman's viewpoints. And I stress the word "tentative," because the subject of what motivates Lord Proman is tricky and complex. The first thing I want to bring up is that Lord Proman is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. In a lustrum or two, however, Lord Proman is likely to switch to some sort of "twist the history, sociology, and anthropology disseminated by our mass media and in our children's textbooks" approach to draw our attention away from such facts.

 

While we may all pray for a perfect utopian world in which everyone is holding hands and singing "We Are the World" in perfect harmony, the blunt reality is that Lord Proman's method (or school, or ideologyit is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Lord Proman-ism". It is a sappy and avowedly drossy philosophy that aims to sharpen intergroup tensions. His biases can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that Lord Proman is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside himself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of his wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees.

 

Lord Proman maintains that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. That's not just a lie but is actually the exact opposite of the truthand Lord Proman knows it. Why is Lord Proman deliberately turning the truth on its head like that? To answer that rhetorical question let me just say that Lord Proman likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever he cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of evil frippery. Guess what? I am not trying to save the worldI gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to get the facts out in the hope that somebody else will do something to solve the problem.

 

Of course, Lord Proman has become Death, the destroyer of worlds. I say "of course" because Lord Proman likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of masochism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, he invariably instructs his understrappers to supplant national heroes with the most violent scroungers you'll ever see. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Lord Proman's termagant morals.

 

I've said this before, and I'll say it again, but if Lord Proman can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. I've tried explaining to his grunts that I am skeptical of his efforts to produce a parasitic definition of "superincomprehensibleness". Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I'd bet Martians would be more likely to discern that we must all face the storm and stress of championing the force of goodness against the greed of petulant pettifoggers. This exercise will, at the very least, demonstrate to the world that Lord Proman says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactionseven our library records. Why on Earth does Lord Proman need to monitor our library records? While that question may not be as profound as "What's the meaning of life?" or "Is there a God?", it is better to be a little old-fashioned, but honest and loyal, than enlightened and modern, but insincere and stinking. Well, that's another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that Lord Proman needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how Lord Proman has the nerve to call those of us who solve the problems of wowserism, conformism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that I've tried to explain to Lord Proman's ignorant chargés d'affaires that Lord Proman is an expert at faking sincerity. As could be expected, they were a bit slow on the uptake. I just couldn't get them to comprehend that when it comes to Lord Proman's hariolations, I suspect that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to explain a few facets of this confusing world around us. The sooner we do that the better because Lord Proman cannot endure the world of reality and must take refuge in his besotted fantasies. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation.

 

Lord Proman says that he's a moral exemplar. But then he turns around and says that he is the way, the truth, and the light. You know, you can't have it both ways, Lord Proman. Perhaps he received his information (or rather, misinformation) from late-night television programs and "B" movies. Sure, the things he does are wrong, sick, blowsy, immoralyou name it. But when uttered by Lord Proman, the word "global", as in "global spread of favoritism", implies, "It's not my fault". In reality, we'd truly have a lot less favoritism if he would just stop promoting the dim-witted reportages of the worst types of hypocritical oafs I've ever seen.

 

Is it important that Lord Proman's followers have discounted their brain as a useless organ? Of course it's important. But what's more important is that I certainly hope you're not being misled by the "new Lord Proman". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Lord Proman's goal is still the same: to make us the helpless puppets of our demographic labels. That's why I'm telling you that Lord Proman holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden Citysterile obstacles to progress who sanctify his depravity.

 

Is anyone else out there as struck as I am by Lord Proman's utter disregard for morality and humanity? The reason I ask is that the point is that if everyone spent just five minutes a day thinking about ways to prescribe a course of action, we'd all be a lot better off. Is five minutes a day too much to ask for the promise of a better tomorrow? I hope not, but then again, we should not concern ourselves with Lord Proman's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that Lord Proman decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that he fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility.

 

Lord Proman had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, he gave us allotheism, barbarism, and negativism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since documents written by Lord Proman's goombahs typically include the line, "One can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that Lord Proman's allies like to say, "My bitterness at Lord Proman is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something spiteful like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I intend to show you that Lord Proman can't possibly believe that his activities are on the up-and-up. He's raffish but he's not that raffish.

 

If you think that Lord Proman understands the difference between civilization and savagery, then think again. I guess I can't blame him for wanting to elevate muddleheaded, disagreeable buffoons to the sublime. After all, the only weapons he has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. I've left out many criticisms of Lord Halo 2 Proman from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I aver that it's a starta philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Lord Proman.

[Napalm]

I actually read up to the fifth paragraph, then decided it was not worth my time. I, the pope of , have much more important issues to attend. Now, if you will excuse me (which I'm sure you will), I have to go expectate the executions of the furries that were captured in the last skirmish against Wit's troops.

[H2PM]

I stopped after I figured Abc didn't write it himself and just copy and pasted some excerpt from some book or something and changed the name to Halo2proman.

[Jehosaphat]

I stopped after I figured Abc didn't write it himself and just copy and pasted some excerpt from some book or something and changed the name to Halo2proman.

Nah, I think he used a complaint generator. Dusty used one back in the Tavern a while ago.

[Tesset]

I need your guys' fashion advice.

 

My brother got me this article of clothing for christmas. It's like a long sleeve shirt, it's about that thickness and stuff. But it's got a hood. So would it be a shirt, or a hoodie?

[Napalm]

Hooded shirt.

[Dax]

Hoodie, if it has a hood, it's a hoodie.

 

Well, by my standards.

[Abc1230]

Why the [bleep] are you wearing a shirt?

 

 

I stopped after I figured Abc didn't write it himself and just copy and pasted some excerpt from some book or something and changed the name to Halo2proman.

Nah, I think he used a complaint generator. Dusty used one back in the Tavern a while ago.

 

This. I can't write fo' [cabbage]

[H2PM]

It's amazing how the the human mind does not process the the fact I used the the word "the" twice each time in this sentence.

[Dax]

Ah, this idea of deleting Facebook is good.

 

I can say I hate Facebook truly now. :thumbup:

[H2PM]

I only use facebook to troll people and to organize events.

[Dax]

I have bros who use Twitter, who can inform me through there.

 

And I never organise events myself. Hehe.

[H2PM]

My face when Tyler is on a road trip right now to my house.

[Abc1230]

I USE FACEBOOK TO TALK TO MY FRIE-

Oh, right

[Dax]

I have friends.