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A priest, a Rabi, and a Muslim walk into a bar.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Muslim walk into a bar.

The priest sulks because theres no kiddies, the Rabbi whines because there's a cross on the wall, and the the Muslim tries to stab the Rabbi.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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The hell is wrong with both of you? They just walk in to a bar. Stereotypes...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me for finding stereotypes amusing!

 

Also, a muslim holy man is an imam or a cleric.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Is Dax's siggy like the default thing if your siggy is too large?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbO-aN31CLE&feature=related

WILDEBEAST

 

Skip to 2:30 for best results.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh god. Adam Sandler. Damn I hate that guy.

Oh you crazy Australians.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Not a huge fan of his, but that movie I think was more funny because of Jack Nicholson than Adam Sandler.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Holy [cabbage] it's friday.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Holy [cabbage] it's friday.

Pretty much my reaction halfway through school today.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Nah. It's Saturday.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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On FB.

Sister says she has a problem.

Tells me she has a feeling her bf might propose

Wants to know what i think.

Give her my honest opinion.

Worry she might do something foolish and mess up the rest of her life.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Is your sister out of high school and working?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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