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I used to have vertigo, or a fear of heights, when I was young. Now I love being in really tall places and I just generally love mountain climbing.

 

Oh and @Seany: http://imgur.com/gallery/6XaRx that's why it looks so fake.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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So I'm sitting by a window downstairs, doing homework. I glance outside and my mom walks by. She walks over to the little patio area outside my window, picks up a bench, and throws it. I go outside, "You ok Mom? Need something?"

 

"No."

 

"Alright." I go back inside.

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So, I'm sitting here, trying to do homework. Realize I need a sheet that I had five minutes ago. Look around and can't find it. Spent the next five or so minutes looking.

 

Stand up a little. "Hah! I was sitting on it!"

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Ok

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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You ok Tyler?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I will assume you are still recovering from yesterday.

Heh. Yesterday.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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No, because you usually just type,

 

ok

 

and call it good.

 

Wheras for me you typed,

 

Ok

 

.

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Because you're awesome and serve more.

 

usually seany does that.

 

And then this.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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So I'm writing this sentence on my homework. I'm rather stuck on it and I'm getting pissed off. My mom's actions really didn't help. So I finally get it written, and as soon as I'm done, my dad calls me up to put away clothes. I go upstairs, my dad senses my frustrated mood, gets angry.

 

tl;dr: My whole family is angry atm. :/

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Tyler's family needs more zen.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Tyler needs moar zen.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Tyler's family needs more zen.

 

 

Tyler needs moar zen.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Whoa.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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At first I was like, "It's just like that one gif I've seen a few times in this thread."

 

Then it went bat [cabbage] insane.

 

I lol'd.

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Yeah I thought that too.

Then I tired to find the gif and I couldn't find it.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Here's a cheesy pickup line I thought of last night.

 

"You can't spell come with out U"

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Sorry to be so random abc. I'm pretty [bleep]ged right now.

 

Edit: Filter killed that one. :/

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What?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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