H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Okay, what's OC sprayed? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 oh "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Oh hello Seany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 My dreams scare me sometimes. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 ill attempt to summarize my time away in one post. so basically i went to boot camp got shaved and whatnot, made the same as everyone else, and stuck with about 70 other guys. So for the next couple of weeks they basically teach you how to operate. Everything from handwriting to which way your shirts face when theyre folded in your locker. I volunteered for Port Watch so i stood watch from 4-6am everyday until graduAtion, getting 2 hours less sleep than everyone else every night. So we learn a little about the Uniform Code Of Military Justice, and other regulations. Then they teach you how to operate a 9mm and a 12 gauge. then thy teach you basic firefighting onboard a ship, and tear gas you(protip:you would not enjoy it). after that the final test is called Battle Stations, but i cant post exactly what we did there in case a future recruit finds it, And it takes away from the realism. but in summary, you dont sleep for about 48 hours and your onboard a huge mock ship for part of that. so then i graduated and hung out with my family for a day, swagged around in my dress blues and made all the wimmin look. Next day i hopped on a flight to San Antonio and went to Master-At-Arms school. so for the past week we learned different ways to take a resistor to a cuffing position, beat them with a baton if need be, and properly use OC spray. we also leArned how to cuff and search. so like i said yesterday i got sprayed with the shit to qualify to carry it, maybe later ill explain what i had to do and how it felt. And so here i sit on Lackland AFB, an E-3 in the United States Navy, in master -at-arms school. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 ok "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Okay, what's OC sprayed?its like pepper spray but apparently worse. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 That's cute. Proud of you Seany. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 It must've been enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 the feeling on your eyes when the stuff gets in them i cant even explain. after it has time to wear off some your face feels like when you go outside on a cold day, then come in to a warm house, only like 100 times worse. and the greatest part is, its water activated, so when you take a shower to get it off you have reflash and it burns all over again, but not quite as bad And not as long. so if anyone thinks it would be funny to spray yourfriends with it, allow me to assure you, they would not forgive you for a very very very long time if at all. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 So his return was predicted, so it came to be! Hail Seany the great, I am your humble prophet! 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Ahem, who had the dream about him? Hmmm?You're nothing but a pseudo prophet. Also, I just got a great idea for a prank. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 nice sig nex. i always intended to come back, but never had the means to. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Tehehe "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I'M SO COLD OH MY GOD WHY WOULD THE INTERNET LIE TO ME? It rained out while I was on my bike. My hands are freezing. Also, 321, just fyi, /FG/ is now overrun by weeaboos. Thought you'd like to know. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Are there any antidotes to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Yeah, we kind of have a weeaboo infestation. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Surprisingly, I'm not one of them. Also, look, he's gone. I didn't even realize how long it had been since his post. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I only watch a little bit of anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 You watch girl cartoons. Therefore, weeaboo. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Mmmmm "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 good lord i still hate weeaboos. even moreso now that i dislike anyone who looks like a bag of smoked ass. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 What exactly does a bag of smoked ass look like? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Every dicksmoke you see walking down the street with their hat cocked back, tears in their clothes, pants around their ankles. those people look like smoked as. so these dress up weeaboos with their blue hair and costumes anger me greatly. also in case you cant tell ive picked up a few words and phrases during my travels. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 i expect tripsis will not enjoy my return. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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