I'm better than you because, as opposed to the statement you put under "location", I have a post above yours :).

I'm better than you because I don't respond to social standards (and thus don't have an avatar, and thus am better :D!)!

 

I'm better than you because I know for a fact that not responding to social standards doesn't make you better. In fact it makes you worse. Hah, beat that. :twisted:

 

[hide]Can't beat that statement? Good, good.[/hide]

I'm better than you because I can beat it!

 

[hide]Following social standards makes you a blind sheep following the herd mindlessly, while not doing that makes you unique and a true thinker :).[/hide]

I'm better than you because I am a false thinker.

I'm better than you because I have a literature exam in 2 hours :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: !!!

I'm better than you because I have a literature exam in ∞ hours.

I'm better than you because I ate a taco today.

I'm better than you because I did not eat a taco today.

I'm better than you because I know how to juggle.

I'm better than you because I speak 3 language fluently, and can understand a conversation in 2 more (although it has to be a basic one, and I'll probably not be able to participate).

I'm butter this you because I can fluid in engrish.

I'm better than you because I can do this.

I'm better than you because I can do that better.

I'm better than you because a lousy Bear Fur couldn't beat Ma Chérie.

I'm better than you because Bear fur is Goonstalfian for my dear, except, you know, not referring to a woman. #-o

I'm better than you because I am a woman.

I'm better than you because i grew up on on the East Coast. (Of the United States, ofc).

I'm better than you because I grew up in the West Bank..in another country.

I'm better than you because I'm not into tranvestites or robots.

Following social standards makes you a blind sheep following the herd mindlessly, while not doing that makes you unique and a true thinker :).

 

That's the dumbest statement I've ever seen. I'm better than you because of that.

I'm better than you because you're judgemental without reasoning :D.

I'm better than you because I'm a snake on a plane.

I'm better than you because I'm drinking jasmine tea.

I'm better than you because I don't discriminate against aliens from space.

I'm better than you because neither do I.