Dear Abc1230,

[Tesset]

Roses are white, violets are v'let

A troller I'm, yet make no bets

I once long ago, haggled the cheese

And with much power, never said please.

One day you came, to anger us all

And with little thought, using no balls

You laughed and typed- "I take the cheese."

 

From then on I hat'd all of your posts

Especially when you began to boast.

"I take the cheese" "Ittc"

You were quite despised like many fleas

I left then, vowed never to return.

Until your posts had been thor'ly burned.

 

I arrived in this forum one summer day

and found a new pastime to carry my way.

I call it the spam topic, and it is my home.

Away from your evil and not all alone.

But with your admittance, that you'd marry me.

I have to that this "we" never be.

 

Your memories still haunt me.

I still despise thee.

So I must say no.

No marriage for we.

 

/fg/ is my home now. I can't love you Abc, because I still hate you, and because my love is already taken by another who has shown me nothing but compassion. No trolling involved.

 

Sincerely,

Tylerelyt, the cheese king.

who am i?, the amnesic insane kid.

[Goonstalf]

[Abc1230]

I still want to form babbies with you.

[Goonstalf]

You can start with this one.

 

< Obviously doesn't understand how babbies are formed.

 

[Abc1230]

You can start with this one.

 

< Obviously doesn't understand how babbies are formed.

 

I thought you just opened the can? It usually takes two people.

[Goonstalf]

You can start with this one.< Obviously doesn't understand how babbies are formed.

I thought you just opened the can? It usually takes two people.

Oh yah, that's right. Because if you try to open it yourself, your babby forms like this:

[PoorLepRecon]

Enough guys, let's stop spamming.