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What's a CLS?

Crappy long sword bro.

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[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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What's a CLS?

Crappy long sword bro.

Stonewall337.png
[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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wow stonewall uses his cls for butt sex. That's kinky.

DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers rings

QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
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It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.

I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty).

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wow stonewall uses his cls for butt sex. That's kinky.

 

Okay wow wtf kind of blog do you think this is. you can't just say stuff like that.

Im not the one who's waving my crappy longsword everywhere.

DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers rings

QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
...
It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.

I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty).

DM0Yq2c.png

 

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wow stonewall uses his cls for butt sex. That's kinky.

 

Okay wow wtf kind of blog do you think this is. you can't just say stuff like that.

Im not the one who's waving my crappy longsword everywhere.

 

lol pun

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To put it bluntly, [bleep] off.

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wow stonewall uses his cls for butt sex. That's kinky.

 

Okay wow wtf kind of blog do you think this is. you can't just say stuff like that.

Im not the one who's waving my crappy longsword everywhere.

 

lol pun

I'm not the one with a wavy long sword either

Stonewall337.png
[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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I wouldn't be surprised that your longsword is crappy after where it's been.

 

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Whoops, meant to include

 

I would be surprised that it hasn't degraded already.

We're talking about swords here, not pencils

 

I'd figure stonewall's sword is rather... diseased, though.

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I'm going to bring some class and a very enhanced lexicon to this discussion

 

"In regards to the comparison of several types of swords to the length of such sword's owners phallis, I would much rather have a Chaotic LONGsword than a Chaotic RAPEier in terms of length, width, girth, and overall attractiveness to the opposite sex."

 

tl;dr: Guys with longswords have bigger [bleep]s.

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Well that's the thing. Do you want size or do you want speed and mobility?

 

You want to last longer, so I'd assume a Chaotic Kite-Shield is the best. Just remember your Anti-Poison Totem to avoid taking too much STD damage.

 

I use a longbow sight to help me aim.

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To put it bluntly, [bleep] off.

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I have a gem bag attached to my CLS.

DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers rings

QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
...
It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.

I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty).

DM0Yq2c.png

 

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