FRONT PAGE UPDATED.
After being determined clinically dead for the last 3 months, I have now risen from the depths of hell and decided to finally start blogging my crap again.
I've been told by many people that I'm interesting. I can't see it, but then again I'm not arrogant - which makes me a great all around person and an awesome role-model. Apparently my psychologist says a blog is crucial for me to get my anger (and sexual perversion) out - and he was so mad when I told him that I hadn't updated my RS blog in the last 3 months that he beat me senseless with a steel cable for the rest of my hour session.
When I regained consciousness, I found the nearest computer and necroed this thread. I must admit - I nostalgia'd for a little while, but now I'm back, working on claiming the Guinness world record of "Stupidest thing ever written...ever", so, wish me luck.
Gonna revamp some of the sections, and leave a lot of the sections the same with small addendums, because I'm lazy.
So here goes nothing.
PICTURE/VIDEO OF THE DAY!!! (This does not have to be RS related, just something I find nice and funny! Like Kittens!)
NO PICTURE HERE FOR NOW, IT IS COMING SOON! I SWEAR ON JIMI'S LIFE!!!
Stats as of Start of Blog
Past Runescape "Achievements"
Again, I don't really want to bore people with "what I've done," (nah, [bleep] it, prepare to be bored) but I have 12 99's as of posting, (Strengh, Smithing, Attack, HP, Defence, Slayer, Summoning, Prayer, Magic, Ranged, Herblore and Dungeoneering) as well as turmoil and overloads (95 Prayer and 92 Herblore). I'll get around to posting some pictures over the next few days....
13th Jan 2010: 99 STRENGTH (all da haters of untrimmed strength r just mad.)
Some time in February: 99 SMITHING (what a hawt cape to trim <3)
9th May 2010: 99 ATTACK (this was a pretty cool party actually...)
12th June 2010: 99 HITPOINTS (used a PC point to get the level, now imma PC PROD OH NOES)
21st July 2010: 99 DEFENCE (cos Defence is for noobs and I got it LAST)
2nd October 2010: 99 SLAYER (Still my fave 99!)
10th November 2010: 99 SUMMONING (Yay for steel titan!)
30th December 2010: 99 PRAY (RED BULL MAY GIVE YOU WINGS, BUT POWERTHIRST GIVES YOU BIRDS@@@)
31st December 2010: 99 MAGIC (I had a big party.)
Date Unknown: 99 RANGED
20th January 2011: 99 HERBLORE (for a major cape, I really had a sucky party. I blame the quality of my guests.)
8th June 2011: 99 Dungeoneering (THANK YOU CHICKENSWEEPERS!!!)
Current Runescape Goals!!!
This section will tie everything else together. It will show you that my insane ramblings have some semblance of meaning behind them - I am actually aiming to achieve something in a video game. Listed below are my current goals - some of them too easy, some of them are stupid and I shouldn't even have ever suggested them in the first place.
1. 110+ Dungeoneering
2. An Elysian Spirit Shield
3. All Skills 75+
4. 99 Crafting
5. 99 Cooking.
6. 99 Fletching
7. 99 Firemaking
8. 99 Construction
9. Imbued Rings - COMPLETED 11th July 2011!!!
10. All Hard Diaries Done
If you've made it this far, opening EVERY SINGLE hide tag, and reading EVERYTHING that I've said, then congratulations. You are officially stupider than me . Feel free to post and, please, make sure that you aren't mad bro. And take solace in the fact that, while you may have wasted time reading this, I wasted far more writing it.