MstrMonopoly Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 captain captain come in come in, over over? THE OBELISK IS GOING DOWN, ITS GOING DOWN JIMI IS KING THE HENDRIX! HE LIVES! HE LIVES! this is trisha takanowa reporting live from quahog, you've just witnessed the take over of the outergalatic ballastic time alternating unifying rhinestone indig-- ok, trying to spell Obtaurian out of adjectives is just imposssible at this point in the sentence. we come in peace ObsceneBallerTriesAnUnknownRite-aidInAlaska noob. I piety the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 "Captain [femalebodypart]hound Obtaurian leader of the [femalebodypart]s and [femalebodypart]s of the world. I am proud." -Sam Saru Bonkers To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 captain captain come in come in, over over? THE OBELISK IS GOING DOWN, ITS GOING DOWN JIMI IS KING THE HENDRIX! HE LIVES! HE LIVES! this is trisha takanowa reporting live from quahog, you've just witnessed the take over of the outergalatic ballastic time alternating unifying rhinestone indig-- ok, trying to spell Obtaurian out of adjectives is just imposssible at this point in the sentence. we come in peace ObsceneBallerTriesAnUnknownRite-aidInAlaska noob.OverweightBadTasting[wagon]Umm,ReallyI'mAeilNerd. gfutried DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 "Captain [femalebodypart]hound Obtaurian leader of the [femalebodypart]s and [femalebodypart]s of the world. I am proud." -Sam Saru Bonkers Ovaries are not obscene, tipit. EDIT: Wait, if ovaries aren't censored.... omfg u foul mouth I piety the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 nvm To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 OrdinaryBritishTricksterAvatarsUnderneathRidiculousIndestructibleArtist-Nurses I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 SO I GRABBED MY BOOMBOX AND HIT THE TURBO BASS. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS A TOTAL DISGRACE. EVERYONE STARTED HAVING SEX. A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE [bleep]ING AROUND ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 okay first of all, lol. I wish I could tell you guys about my life. I need my dating license revoked. Sam, tell them what I did. TELL THEM. I CAN'T DO IT MYSELF OR IT'LL SOUND STUPID. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 It can't be that bad. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 it's not bad, but it's straight-up bragging. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 It's a blog. That's pretty much the point.Ohi page 74 I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 if I posted what I was doing, this thread would get locked. DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 OKAY story time. I've been kinda "seeing" this English girl (she's been living in California for three years) for about two weeks now. About three nights ago, we were hanging out late at night, in my truck, having fun (infer what you will from that), and then she had to go home at 2am, so I dropped her off. BUT ALAS, her door was locked and if she woke her parents, there'd be hell to pay (which is weird), so I picked her up, we got blankets and pillows from my house, and we camped in my truck in some random alley all night, lol. Needless to say, shenanigans ensued. FAST FORWARD TO LAST NIGHT. I went and hung out with this other girl, who we'll call Lisa (English girl can be Jane). Now, Jane is basically just using me -- it's a completely physical relationship. Lisa, on the other hand, is actually interested in me, and I think she's pretty swell, too. So we hung out last night and it was pretty cool and we just kissed and what not and lalalalalalalalalalalala oh and by last night I mean last night + this morning (we didn't part ways till 3am). So then earlier today I was with Jane again, and more shenanigans ensued (though lesser shenanigans). So I just thought it was kinda funny that I was with two girls in one day. It was almost three -- this other girl, "Mary", was supposed to go out with me tonight, but that didn't happen. I got 99 problems and they all [bleep]es. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimi Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Cocky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Cocky. It's true. Honestly, I'm an arrogant [bleep]. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimi Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 I was talking about the device you used in your shenanigans, or at least what i think you used... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 lmao, clever play on words. :thumbup: To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 you used your rooster? did you have rooster fights in the back of your truck? did you place bets? DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Bets were placed. I won the pot. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Wow now your doing drugs. What a naughty boy. DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Why is this not pg. 69? DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimi Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Livin' it up with 40 posts per page. :shades: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Why is this not pg. 69? yeah seriously THIS IS THE NEW PAGE 69 To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 I'm thinking you're lying to make your e-peen look bigger. Just get a cls <.< inb4page70 Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 i'm a girl :/ To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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