Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 Do it son GWASHA OMFG HI saw Golvellius looking my blog again. he likes me. :/ To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 Date with Jane at 1PM. Oooohhhh yeah. And I started rewriting one of my old metal songs because my brother and I have our instruments fixed up now (or mine almost is, anyway). To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimi Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 \m/(>.<)\m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Obtaurian gives new meaning to "bangers and mash". I piety the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 maybe if i actually banged and mashed. :/ i just go on tons of dates. it's a little exciting, but not really. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndJusticeForOne Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 12 filthy schweinhunds, 11 cases vodka, 10 meatsacks molting, 9 swords slashing, 8 bowels bursting, 7 bottles vodka, 6 slackjaws splatting, 5 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS, 4 severed limbs, 3 shots vodka, 2 shotgun shells, and a DISMEMBERED DEAD ZOMBIE. FILTHY SCHWEINHUNDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 10/10. Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 12 filthy schweinhunds, 11 cases vodka, 10 meatsacks molting, 9 swords slashing, 8 bowels bursting, 7 bottles vodka, 6 slackjaws splatting, 5 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS, 4 severed limbs, 3 shots vodka, 2 shotgun shells, and a DISMEMBERED DEAD ZOMBIE. FILTHY SCHWEINHUNDS 11/10 To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 12 filthy schweinhunds, 11 cases vodka, 10 meatsacks molting, 9 swords slashing, 8 bowels bursting, 7 bottles vodka, 6 slackjaws splatting, 5 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS, 4 severed limbs, 3 shots vodka, 2 shotgun shells, and a DISMEMBERED DEAD ZOMBIE. FILTHY SCHWEINHUNDS where r my clowns I piety the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghjkl Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 went without /obt/ for 1 day due to tif downalmost suicided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 went without /obt/ for 1 day due to tif downalmost suicided this I was all excited to see all the new posts, untill I realized nobody else had access :c Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimi Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Damn, we all missed the party??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Damn, we all missed the party???An average day at the Obt house of Pancakes I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 went without /obt/ for 1 day due to tif downalmost suicided this I was all excited to see all the new posts, untill I realized nobody else had access :c sad kids get a life but samezies. I piety the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 you guyz are sweet :') tif down was killing me To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 you guyz are sweet :') tif down was killing me UR BLOG IS BAD AND IT CRASHED TEH SERVERS WITH ALL TEH PURE TROLLIN' JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast647 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Hey you :) Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 ^^ gay alert I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 Hey you :) TOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOSTTOAST THE MOST STORY TIME AGAIN: Wow. Weird [bleep]ing night. First of all, done with Jane -- she's a cold, distant, English [bleep] and I'm done putting up with her games. Second, this friend of mine, Kayla, asked me to hang out with her today OUT OF [bleep]ING NOWHERE. Kayla is hot, is fun to hang out with, and HAS A BOYFRIEND OF THREE YEARS. We went and got coffee, then she PAID FOR ME to see a movie with her, and before that we stopped by my house and she met my mom... WEIRD. After the movie we went to her apartment and we laid on her bed talking for a while, then I started trying to put a couple moves on her BECAUSE SHE INVITED ME BACK TO HER APARTMENT I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TRY. Her response was odd, but pretty clear -- she wanted to hook up or something but she has a boyfriend and felt bad, so she told me to knock it off. I decided not to knock it off. 8-) A little while later she's starting to move closer to me, and I try to kiss her but she kinda flips out and tells me to go away, but playfully. Then she starts straight up cuddling with me and kissing my neck and stuff, but she still won't let me kiss her. Then she leaves the room and changes into her PJs. Then more cuddling, THEN I KISS HER LOL but she starts complaining about she feels bad and stuff, so I actually back off, but she comes back for more cuddle action and she's starting to get a little more touchy feely. She starts saying she's really tired and she wants to go to bed, THEN SHE ASKS IF I'M STAYING THE NIGHT LOL. Uh, yeah, yeah I am now that you've offered. Anyway, long story short: more kissing, more cute stuff, then it starts to get kinda intense, so she gets real serious for a second and asks me to leave, so I sit up without saying anything, start putting my shoes on, and then she gets up and wraps her arms around me and starts kissing my neck. WTF. So we basically kinda go back and forth between kissing and "okay you need to leave!" right up to the front door. She pushes me to the door and tells me to get out, but then we start making out (lol) and we kinda do a little more back-and-forth, then I stop her and tell her that I'll see her tomorrow (we're celebrating New Years at her apartment), and I leave. Oooooooooh boy. What have I gotten myself into. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Lmfao dude, should've said [breasts] or gtfo. That's just mean, poor obt :/ Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 You should write romance novels, because I can't speak for anyone else, but I am HIGHLY aroused right now. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 You should write romance novels, because I can't speak for anyone else, but I am HIGHLY aroused right now.Weirdo. Anyway Obt has a way of writing it down that makes me think we can publish this blog in dead tree format. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 You should write romance novels, because I can't speak for anyone else, but I am HIGHLY aroused right now.Weirdo. Anyway Obt has a way of writing it down that makes me think we can publish this blog in dead tree format. I DON'T GET WHAT'S WEIRD AROUSAL IS ONLY HUMAN! JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 You should write romance novels, because I can't speak for anyone else, but I am HIGHLY aroused right now.Weirdo. Anyway Obt has a way of writing it down that makes me think we can publish this blog in dead tree format. I DON'T GET WHAT'S WEIRD AROUSAL IS ONLY HUMAN!Usually it's a reaction to something, say, fun? Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 You should write romance novels, because I can't speak for anyone else, but I am HIGHLY aroused right now.Weirdo. Anyway Obt has a way of writing it down that makes me think we can publish this blog in dead tree format. I DON'T GET WHAT'S WEIRD AROUSAL IS ONLY HUMAN!Usually it's a reaction to something, say, fun? >implying Obt's blog is not fun. You Gtfo Good sir MADAM! JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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