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I'll take biblical Sampson with his super-strength based on his hair. He wins.

Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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I choose Xiahou Dun, more famously seen in Koei's Dynasty Warrior's series (in DW6 he looks like [lettuce] though <_< ) But yeah.... The ability to get shot in the eye by an arrow, plucking it out while crying "The blood of my mother and the essence of my father must not be wasted!", eating the eye, then charging down your attacker and killing him with a lance to the face bespeaks total badassery.

 

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EDIT: RIGHT! the actual attack. Dun summons forth his lord's army of one million and marches to war, leading the vanguard. With his long dao in hand, he valiantly cuts down all in his path.

"In order to lead, you must learn how to carry your followers upon your shoulders"

"A man is not only defined by his abilities, but also by those of the men with which he surrounds himself"

"The meek fight for skill and fame, the strong fight for power with the skill and fame they already have"

"There is no good without sacrifice and no sacrifice without mercy"

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I'll take biblical Sampson with his super-strength based on his hair. He wins.

sorry, but here is my bible nazi thing:

Samsons strength was NOT based on his hair. God provided his strength because of his faith. His hair was simply to show he was a Nazarene. God took away his strength because he betrayed gods trust on multiple occasions.

/end biblerant

anyways, I choose: This random chick!

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She flies her hair to the battlefield, and shoots everyone with thermonuclear missiles!

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