The Dark Lord Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Hello, guys. I was curious if anyone was feeling creative and wanted to post an alternate ending to their favorite TV shows. To start us off, I'll state my idea for an alternate ending for the TV series King of the Hill. -- The episode begins with Hank Hill coming home one night after working late at Strickland Propane and discovering John Redcorn in bed with his wife. In a fit of rage, Hank grabs a shotgun and shoots and fatally wounds John Redcorn. Hank is later brought before a judge for murder charges, and he's given the death penalty. Bewildered, Hank says "But judge...I've been an outstanding Texan citizen!" to which the judge replies "We all know that, Hank, but the law just ain't on our side. In Texas, if you kill someone, we gotta kill you back. The law don't give two cayhoots if you were a good citizen. If you break the law, you suffer the consequences." Hank gets to choose the method of execution, and he makes a special request to be put in the gas chamber, using propane to kill him. This portion of the episode shows Hank in the gas chamber saying, "Well, it's an honor to die at your side, Mrs. Propane. Yep..." Hank wakes up in heaven and sees John Redcorn. He learns that Indian religion is the only true faith after all, and John Redcorn and Hank Hill forgive each other and smoke the peace pipe. Redcorn says that he liked to sleep with the wives of white men in order to pay the White Man back for years of abuse and wrongdoing upon his people. The scene ends with Hank donning an Indian headdress and going with Redcorn to hunt buffalo together. Dale and his family move away in the middle of the night because it is discovered that the government is tracking him down afterall because he did something to violate the Patriot Act (presumably). It's hinted that Dale uncovered a major conspiracy that the government was involved in, and some higher-ups wanted to silence him. Bill makes an attempt for suicide by leaping out in front of Peggy's car as she's coming home from Hank's funeral because he's distraught after losing Hank, one of his last friends in the whole world. Peggy and Bill eventually form a relationship because their grief allows them to bond together (Bill is still depressed about his ex-wife leaving him), and the two marry. Bobby grows up and decides to follow in his father's footsteps in the propane industry, and Strickland decides to retire and hands over the company to Bobby, which is later renamed "Hill Propane." -- The moral of the story is that although Hank has been an over-patriotic, extremely law-abiding citizen, he could not escape the cold grasp of the law. It was naive of him to think that the law was on his side because he was a good person. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 That was extremely dark lol. Umm...Sarah Connor Chronicles... Instead of going into the future and completely ruining the mechanics of the series, John should have seen his mother's last moment in battle and tried to mate with the Terminator in a drunken rage. or something. I'm tired, maybe I'll post again with something better later Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maze Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Avatar: The Last Airbender Katara dies, and Aang gets permanently stuck in the Avatar state because he lost his loved one. The others must choose to kill him and end the Avatar cycle or keep him alive until he destroys the planet, but the Avatar cycle will not be interrupted. Would make a damn good finale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Wow, I get reminded of that King of the Hill ending everytime the show goes on. Quite the imagination. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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