I've tried everything. Please help it says Please Update Java on the Swiftkit client (07scape)

You could run the java auto updater, usually found in the lower right hand corner of your computer by the clock.

try the steps in here http://kb.swiftkit.net/question-runescape-wont-load.html

Still isn't working. Is it possible a staff member could teamviewer me and help me out?

I have the same problem. it sends me to the 'please update java' page on the rs website. I just updated and restarted, and it still doesn't work. it has to be a problem wityh the client. rs works in my browser just fine. i just installed sk this morning.

Does it work fine in Internet Explorer?

no.... IE being a terrible browser notwithstanding, i fixed the problem with java. tursns out it wasn't installed at alll on IE.

plus I think i had js disabled, but i fixed that.

i'll test the client now.

edit: works.

silly terrible microsoft default browser

 

also, i think there's a problem with jagex's api's for their highscores. it's lagging by a week or so.