I seek to live up to my self-proclaimed title of Runescape Bard, and shall begin with some simple prose:

 

 

 

 

 

Wanderer

 

 

 

There once was a man in the wild

 

Level two, with temper quite mild

 

With a groan and a crack,

 

He was stabbed in the back

 

By a noob for his meager gold pile

 

 

 

Deity Decisions

 

 

 

When finishing Horror of the Deep

 

You are faced with a choice rather steep

 

To pick the book of your god

 

And shun the others as clods

 

For prayer rewards you will reap

 

 

 

 

 

More will be added when inspiration calls.

Well, well, Mr. Bard, very nice. I give a 9.5/10 and an 8/10.

Needs music :D

Thank you very much.

 

 

 

And I suppose it would be interesting to add music. If I can find a reliable way to make it and post it on here, I'll be sure to.

Pretty funny actually, I want more.