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A Day in the Life of "Noob" [56k Warning!]


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One day, I was bored.

 

 

 

And what do you do when youre bored? You make noob accounts. Woohoo. So I made a noob, with the intention of a) using it for pking and B) re-doing the f2p quests as it's been a couple years since I did them.

 

 

 

The experience was rather... interesting. I had level 20's calling me noob out of the blue (it was rather amusing, actually), a really tough time with cash (10k, which I would throw away on my main in an instant, became like more than life's worth :shock: ). I also remember this one level 4 that followed me for an indefinite period of time. I met him in Varrock, when he asked "Can someone take me to place to start Rune Mysteries Quest?" I thought it began in the wiz tower, and I was going there anyway so I told him to follow. Halfway there, I realized it started in Varrock, so I told him to go back (politely) and I gave him directions. He refused to go back, and said "bring me there I pay." He ended up offering 7 gp. Varrock was by now a couple minutes away, and plus I need to go to wiz tower anyway. I politely told him that for his own sake he should stop following me, but for some reason he wanted to annoy me? I dont know why. So he followed me as I finished over 3 quests. I was somewhat fed up, as he kept on repeating the phrase "bring i pay pzpz" (pz = plz?). Finally I messed around with ladders until he lost my position, and I ran (I swear it was quicker than normal...) to Doric's house. He threatened to report me (and I think he did) for "wasting his time" - in other words, he wanted to report me for him choosing to follow me around. Apparently that must be a serious offense, why else would he report me :lol:

 

 

 

Another interesting event was pking. At level 11, I could hit 8. So basically I could 2-hit anyone. Some people, though, are just ridiculous - I joined a two-person team when they were fighting a 3-person team. All of a sudden the two-person team attacks me while we're fighting the 3-person team. I thought it was an accident until they started screaming "KILL WOOHOO". Odd thing was, they were still being attacked, and probably could have been killed, by the 3-person team while they were killing me. Some crazy PKing logic, there.

 

 

 

I did learn some things. Pretty minute details though.

 

-There are two penguins in runescape. Their alias is "The Thing"

 

-Easter Eggs aren't bad for food.

 

-Do lots of quests at once, you can do things for 5 quests in one visit to a city.

 

-Stews heal 11 hp, and they only require 25 cooking. Good food for PKers, as you can get 25 cooking easily and making stew isnt too inconvenient.

 

-You can survive the Blurite mining section of Knight's sword as a level 3. All you have to do is use the sides of the cave, and use the little mounds of ice to block you from warriors.

 

-It's a really good idea to train on Tut. Island. Free stuff, everythings close together, and you can never die.

 

-If you're low on cash, and you're a mage Pker, buy normal staffs at 15 gp or magic staffs at 200 gp. You can still do the autocast feature on both staffs. The normal staff's stats are only a slight bit off from the elemental staves, but hey they're 1.5k difference in price. Magic staves have same stats as elemental staves.

 

-Fortunado is somewhat convenient for food.

 

-There's a portrait in Draynor Manor whose eyes follow you around when you change camera angle. When you examine it says "Its eyes follow you around" :?

 

 

 

Accomplishments:

 

-32 Quest Points at Level 11 (I could have gotten it probably lvl 5 or something)

 

-Started dragonslayer at Level 11

 

-1 to 29 smithing in a matter of 2 seconds. =D I love xp bonuses in quests.

 

-Creating a mage pker

 

 

 

 

 

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Cause everyone loves to see dead men on the beach

 

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Comforting.

 

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Inside that ugly skin there is a beautiful feminine goblin.

 

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The penguins are so powerful they create jagex inconsistencies.

 

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The Thing has been revealed.

 

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ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s attacking me.

 

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Devious.

 

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Hahaha.

 

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Romeo looks so drunk. Sounds like that old familiar phrase, eh?

 

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Owned.

 

 

 

Share YOUR noob stories. :D

 

 

 

Edit: there are lots of really interesting things in quests now. If I remember correctly Romeo and Juliet actually has 2 or 3 cutscenes :?

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yeah text is really slow to download on a 56k modem

 

Dang right.

 

 

 

Haha no I'm just slow in editing my screens :?

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Wait wait wait.... They added a cutscene to Romeo and Juliet?

 

 

 

Hot dog I might make a noob account just to go see that.

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Hahaha, that was really fun to read. I'm glad you were a good sport with the noob (what on Earth compells them to do things like that?) .

 

 

 

And also, did you get any pictures of the noob?

 

 

 

No, unfortunately I was too busy on AIM :lol:

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Wait wait wait.... They added a cutscene to Romeo and Juliet?

 

 

 

Hot dog I might make a noob account just to go see that.

 

 

 

 

 

Hehe me too :)

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Just did romeo on a noob, theres now 3 cutscenes

 

 

 

- When u first talk to Father Lawrence (very small)

 

 

 

- When juliet drink the potion

 

 

 

- When Romeo and u goes to the crypt

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Kudos, that was a very funny thread. Noob PKers... :lol: Made me laugh out loud several times. Making a n00b seems more rewarding now, I think. Looks a lot of fun. Problem is I'd be low on funds :? maybe making a mage would be too much hard work for me, I'm happy with my (still fairly nooby) level 61 warrior :) Some people ought to listen, the guy who followed you seems really persistent. I am quite surprised the extent of his persistence, in fact. Why people don't see the world map button is beyond me. See how low a level you can beat Elvarg at :D would be interesting.

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