Favorite Moment With A Niave Player

[PumpkinPete112]

Okay before i begin

 

THIS IS NOT A RANT, IT IS A DISSCUSSION OF YOUR MOMENTS

 

(Yes i understand i brought the bigining on myself)

 

Mine,

 

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Setting: I leave draynor bank towards yews between lumby and draynor. A level 10walks up to me with the tutorial items on.

 

 

 

 

 

P1: Can i have free steel?

 

Me:No im very sorry im busy now,

 

P1: Oh comon please!

 

Me:Again im waay to busy

 

P1:(Starts yelling at me with computer lingo i cannot begin to understand)

 

Me:I dont understand you.

 

P1: OMG! i have a level 126 main that'd 1 hit you in the wildy noob!

 

Me: Congrats i dont go into wild

 

P1: PLease you can make it i read highscores!

 

Me: Well if u can train a lv126 then you can easily get 48smith

 

P1: Well at least i dont spend 20hrs on rs a day like you noob!

 

Me: Well if you have a lv126 then you musta spend a lotta time here!

 

P1: Omg your a macroers reported your getting banned HAHA!

 

Me: Go ahead i didnt do anything wrong.

 

P1: Ya u did i reported you 25times already

 

ME: Well congrats your abusing the report form i would expect you to get in trouble.

 

(He follows me for awhile and i ignore him, he finally leaves, hes probly got banned)

 

 

 

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[evanboy70]

THIS IS NOT A RANT

 

 

 

Right, then why did you put this into the rants forum?

 

 

 

I'd not normally respond to posts like this, but you clearly stated your topic isn't what it is supposed to be...

 

 

 

Seems rather odd.

[PumpkinPete112]

THIS IS NOT A RANT

 

 

 

Right, then why did you put this into the rants forum?

 

 

 

I'd not normally respond to posts like this, but you clearly stated your topic isn't what it is supposed to be...

 

 

 

Seems rather odd.

 

 

 

Well your in the Discussions and Sugestions forum. Not rants

[x_Mindless_x]

Im so sick of being called a noob for not buying 13 mind runes. Some people just pretend to be big, but when a challenge comes, they enter panic mode, curl up into a ball, roll into the corner, and suck their thumb calling for mommy.

[bigsword33]

umm whatever i'll put one down:

 

 

 

noob:free stuff?

 

me: don't beg, work a lil

 

noob: shut up i got a 100 lvl main and i have 3 bil on him!

 

me: you know the money cap is 2.1bil?

 

noob: noob there is no money cap! and he would pwen you with is full dragon!

 

me: do you even know how much it costs?

 

noob: yeah it costs 100mil geepee! what are you mental?

 

me: me? no. i'm just surprised you have an item that is worth 1/3 or what it is, and your are the only person above the money cap. also, if you have a lvl 100 like you say you do, you would be able to work for some stuff on this account.

 

(GOES ON About having like 50 lvl 100 members accounts and being a hacker that can get millions)

 

me: reported, plus all accounts on your ip will be too probably.

 

noob: you can't be banned for hackign noob!

 

at this point i walk away and teli to fally leaving him in edgville

 

i'm pretty sure the money cap IS 2.1bil or 2100mil

[x_Mindless_x]

It is. I think theres a post called Money Cap And Noobs either in rants or discussions and suggestions

[evanboy70]

I sincerely apologise for what I said. Either I clearly wasn't paying any attention to the headers on my browser, or Tip it had a bug.

 

 

 

Nah, must have been my fault.

 

 

 

I could have sworn that it was on rants... Now I feel stupid...

 

 

 

This seems suiting for an emote. The first emote I've ever used...

 

 

 

:?

[PumpkinPete112]

I sincerely apologise for what I said. Either I clearly wasn't paying any attention to the headers on my browser, or Tip it had a bug.

 

 

 

Nah, must have been my fault.

 

 

 

I could have sworn that it was on rants... Now I feel stupid...

 

 

 

This seems suiting for an emote. The first emote I've ever used...

 

 

 

:?

 

Lol dont sweat it ive done much stupider

[Slavoc]

*dusts off "Conversations with RS.doc"*

 

 

 

Taken word for word, the only changes made were the removal of the idiot's names. Here we go!

 

 

 

Bunny Ears?

 

Context: while runecrafting, "Dummy" approaches me.

 

 

 

Dummy: Slavaslavac

 

Dummy: Hey wait

 

Slavoc: Yes?

 

Dummy: Can i buy ur ears 4 25k?

 

Slavoc: They canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be sold

 

Dummy: Drop trade

 

Dummy: Plz

 

Slavoc: And no chance!

 

Dummy: Omg

 

Slavoc: You take me for a newb

 

Dummy: No

 

Slavoc: Obviously

 

Dummy: 2 people have said yes

 

Slavoc: Drop trading is for idiots

 

Dummy: N i got the money 2 day

 

Dummy: Dude

 

Slavoc: And you wouldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be able to pick them up

 

Dummy: Iv searched 4 ever

 

Slavoc: TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢d just disappear

 

Dummy: N mined 4 ever

 

Dummy: We srop

 

Dummy: Omg

 

 

 

--End--

 

 

 

Free Item?

 

Context: I don't even know.

 

 

 

Stupid-face: Free item

 

Stupid-face: Any

 

Slavoc: ??

 

Slavoc: I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t get this, are you begging?

 

Stupid-face: Yeah

 

Slavoc: You, sir, disgust me.

 

 

 

--End--

 

 

 

Respect and honestyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ?

 

Context: while I was training at the Ice Warriors, "probably not a girl" approaches me

 

 

 

(probably not a girl): Wht do you get frommthem

 

(probably not a girl): Ima girl and have big ****s

 

Slavoc: Good numbers of runes, mithril and addy arrows.

 

(probably not a girl): Milkshakes

 

(probably not a girl): *******ou get me some

 

(probably not a girl): Will you gewt me some

 

Slavoc: Um, based upon what youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve said about yourself, no.

 

(probably not a girl): What?

 

(probably not a girl): Im lieing

 

Slavoc: Have some respect for yourself or no one else will.

 

(probably not a girl): I have respect for my self

 

Slavoc: Lying about yourself isnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t very respectful.

 

(probably not a girl): Im notlying about myself

 

(probably not a girl): Can i have something

 

Slavoc: No, i donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t do handouts.

 

(probably not a girl): Ill be your gf

 

Slavoc: No you wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t.

 

(probably not a girl): Yes i will

 

Slavoc: No, you really wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t.

 

 

 

--End--

 

 

A lesson well learned

 

Context: fishing on Karamja. Need I say more?

 

 

 

Dude: U r all faucking stupid asse wipe noobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(I file an offensive language report)

 

(The following dialogue between me and ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅDudeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[leet_man70]

Ok i have one i was standing there in my party hat and zam armor and this member noob comes to me tells me i suck, etc anyway i keep telling him to "cry more, nerd" and he keeps swearing and he got all his (poor and low level) members friends standing next to me and reporting me as i was telling them to cry more because tehy suck at life (paraphrased). I managed to get them to keep doing this for half an hour or more and it was really funny. I'm not banned now or anything (even though at some point they were getting their level 3 mules to report me) but it's a funny story because a lot of the runescape population is formed of little kids.