Yes. This is a thread for jokes, one-liners, quotes, and the like. In other words, a "humour thread".

 

 

 

Rules:

 

 

 

1. Abide by the Tip.It forum rules

 

2. Don't post if you're illiterate

 

3. Don't take anything seriously

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is my collection of jokes:

 

 

 

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

 

 

 

My ex-girlfriend said she sent me something for valentine's day. I went out to check my mailbox for anything that ticked.

 

 

 

An englishman, a scotsman, an irishman, a "typical" australian, an american, two mexicans, three nuns, a priest, and a choirboy walk into a bar.

 

The barman turns around and says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

 

 

 

How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Three. One to change it, one not to change it, and one both to change it and not to change it.

 

 

 

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness.

 

 

 

How many Communists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

All of them.

 

 

 

Whats the last thing a noob says before he dies?

 

OMG! 1 n33D helpzors! savse m3!!!!111!!!! HRRK!

 

 

 

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

 

 

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you probably won't either.

 

 

 

Trippy

 

 

 

I demand that you post your own jokes now.

"You Suck"

 

 

 

Usually gets the point across in any given situation.

"You Suck"

 

 

 

Usually gets the point across in any given situation.

 

 

 

"Your face" anyone? :P

We got a whole forum section for this. :wink:

 

 

 

Post jokes here.