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Noob conversations

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we all had one

 

lets start

 

 

 

me: selling full mith!!!

 

noob wishes to trade (i wont say his name)

 

me offer full mith

 

noob offer 200gp

 

me: **sry this is worth more than that

 

noob adds 100

 

me:more plz?

 

me check his lvl

 

me: hey why do u even want this? your only lvl 3 and cant weild it!

 

noob: no its for my main hes lvl ***924873856348563986

 

me: **im sorry but the highest lvl in runescape is 126

 

noob: *im a jagex mod gimme ur stuff or ill ban u!

 

Thank you, your report was a sucsess

 

me: **im sorry but i reported you for impersination of a jagex mod

 

noob: fine ill go delete it then!

 

noob logs

 

* good ol saying :D

 

**notice how i stay calm and polite O=)

 

*** i think thats the lvl...

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Ex-Runescaper

I really like noob conversations to read for some enjoyment if I'm bored, so I hope this thread will survive without getting closed!

 

 

 

I don't have any recent noob convo's available at the moment but if this thread gets successful and I went through some I'll post them for sure.

Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)

Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock)

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I truly doubt that actually happened.
it did... :? nobody belives me anymore :cry:

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Ex-Runescaper

Two people, Level 15 Guy, Level 7 Girl

 

 

 

Guy: *Walks up randomly to the girl* Your hot

 

Girl: Thanks

 

Guy: Take off your helmet

 

Girl: *Takes off her helmet*

 

Guy: How old are you?

 

Girl: Your age

 

Guy: Im 12

 

Girl: Me too

 

Guy: Cool so we are bascily the same age

 

Girl: Ya

 

Guy: What month were you born in? I was borin in March

 

Girl: Me too

 

 

 

Thats all I got cause I was full on copper (YA THATS RIGHT I WAS MINING COPPER)

 

 

 

Pretty sad story anywho.

 

 

 

 

 

I said I was a member but not anymore then a level 90 who is a member comes up to me and says look you can take your hat off then put it back on (I was wearing a boater, he was aswell) I said no you cant. He said ya you can see look Ill do it. So he gets his GLOVES takes em off and puts them back on. Then I say okay well do it with your hat. So he leaves and 20 seconds later he messaged me and said "Noob I just did it right now". I said No you didnt. Then he said something that made no sense and said "your just mad at me because im not poor and I have members and you dont". I told him "well thats because I dont get my mommy to pay it for me" then he signed off. (His name indicated that he was a little kid or a weirdo).

Good day sir, how may I help you?

Id like to access my bank account please.

Certainly sir.

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